Sunday, July 10, 2022

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #443


It's a lovely summer day where I live, but A few of our family members have temporarily relocated to the Southern Hemisphere, so they are enjoying a second winter. Summer or winter, it's always time for a good discussion about spanking. Let's have fun with today's topic, suggested by our good friend Bonnie.

If Uber offered a spanking service app, would you try it?

Please leave your response, serious or otherwise, as a comment below. Once everyone has had a chance to think about it and voice their opinion, I will publish an edited summary of our discussion.


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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes I would. I utilize both the giving and receiving services. Can I sign up today?

Roz said...

LoL,now there's a thought. I wonder how popular it would be? Perhaps more so than we might think.

I wouldn't. To me spanking is an intimate act and one I only indulge in with my partner.

Hugs
Roz

Mark said...

I would definitely give it a try, and use if any good. I think that my wife would use them as well... "you know, you've really pissed me off this morning, I'm calling Uber cos I can't be bothered with you".
I can just imagine her criticising the service supplied too..."I'm paying good money for this, you need to try harder, he's not feeling it, the way you're going I'll be giving you a one star rating!"

Mark said...

I didn't think of joining Uber as a service provider, good point. Sounds like a lot more fun than delivering food or drunks!

Bonnie said...

Probably not for me, for the reason Roz cites, but I would be eager to hear patron reviews. I'd love to see a safe, reliable option for spankos without a regular partner.

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

O yes, please, :) Where do I get the APP?

As Sir Thomas Beecham said, "Try everything once, except incest and Morris dancing"

Prefectdt

Anonymous said...

Well, I am a male submissive, so I'll think of this as "Dominatrix on Demand". And Irene and I are monogamous, so she needs to be in control but I am allowed a little fantasy, so here goes:

I am "in the mood" and asking Irene for a little pussy. She is not in the mood, she is busy. I persist. She tells me to go away, then goes to some app on her phone.

A few minutes later, the doorbell rings. I answer. It is a serious looking, attractive, well-dressed woman in a knee length skirt. Who is she?

Irene comes to the door. "Thank you for coming so quickly," she says, "please come in."

"Just spank him soundly, long and hard, then put him in the corner", adds Irene before leaving the room.

The woman orders me to take my pants and underwear off and proceeds to thrash my bottom. Finally, after I am crying and begging for mercy, she escorts me coldly to the corner and instructs me not to move. I don't. A half hour later, she walks over, digs her fingernails into my tender bottom, bites my ear and loudly whispers that if she has to come back, the next time will be harsher.

The woman leaves. Irene returns to the room. Suddenly she is in the mood.

- Rosco

Bernie said...

What would happen if your "driver" rated you poorly?

Jean Marie said...

On the one hand, I agree with Roz & Bonnie that spanking is an intimate act with a dynamic best shared between two lovers.
But on the other hand, if you don't have a lover, I think it's unfair to be denied this transcendent experience. Even if it is not within the relationship confines that define the best circumstances, a spanking in and of itself can be a very fun and thrilling, giggling and tearful, painful and healing experience. It would be a better world with a spanking Uber app in it; I wish it were so!

Simon said...

The problem is that you have to rate the service and imagine how disappointed you would be if you only got one star (although a palm symbol might be better).

Barrel said...

Mmmmmaybe. Without question I prefer the connection and intimacy with my wife. However, there are times when spanking is the furthest thing from her mind which does not align with my top of mind thinking. It would be then that I might consider it. I doubt I would have the courage to hit the send request, but it would be comforting to know it was there if we agreed that is our second best option.
The other thing I would need is to be able to accept who the Uber driver would be. I know for a fact not everybody I have ridden with would work to provide that service.

WendelJones said...

I would say no. I like the intimacy of spanking the Misses rather than a stranger.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't seem that much different than hiring a pro dom, which lots of folks have done many times. And it certainly could be more convenient!

Of course, it's always better to have an actual lover, but we all know that's not always possible for everyone.

Graham

Anonymous said...

No, my wife looked at me when I mentioned this, the look was LOUD AND CLEAR NO Jack