Watermelon Woman

Meet Andressa Soares, the self-proclaimed Watermelon Woman, who might possibly have the most beautiful ass on earth. "Men don't bother to stare at skinny girls," Andressa says. "He stares if a chubby girl walks by, even if she's not that cute. Especially if she has a big ass."



In the following longer video, she explains the origins of her nickname and describes her rise to fame after her bottom was the featured performer in a video by MD Creu. The song never became popular, but the bottom did. We follow her on a visit to her beautician Nina, who takes care of the famous bottom (and doesn't have a bad butt herself.)  In between beauty treatments we take a trip to the gym to watch her work out.

"It's impossible to have a more Brazilian body than hers. She's the Brazilian standard," declares Nina. Andressa has set the new standard for hotness. Girls no longer want to be thin, but "like a horse, big legs, big ass." Nina also has some tips for gluteal enlargement.

After her manicure, Andressa attempts to demonstrate her dance, but struggles to keep her short dress from riding up, much to the delight of the cameraman.

There's no spanking involved, but if you love seeing beautiful bottoms up close, I think you'll enjoy every minute.

I Know her Secret

Ronnie wrote an excellent post on big bottoms, and in it she lists some of Kim Kardashian's tips on how to acquire one.

Those tips are all well and good, but I have the inside scoop on how Kim maintains that voluptuous posterior.

Read all about Kim's secret weapon - the Butt Bra. No slathering required!

Big Buns

The topic of big bums often comes up in cyberland. Here are a few visuals on that popular subject.

I Can't Believe it Either

In Canada, a popular margarine goes by the name of "I Can't Believe it's not Butter!"

Supersize Me

Here's a great search string somebody recently used to find me:

hermones pills to make my butt bigger

I get all kinds of variations on the spelling of Hermione, so that's why this search led the reader to my blog. I assume they meant hormones.

Inquiring minds want to know, so I Googled it and found the same question here. Apparently there is a pill! And cheeseburgers and anal sex also work.

While I was there, I also found out how to acquire a bubble butt.

Dietary advice given includes chocolate, eggs, chicken and milk. Exercise was mentioned several times, but alas, anal sex wasn't.

And finally, for bigger boobs, try rubbing them with lavender or drinking milk.
Who knew?