Friday, January 9, 2009

Supersize Me

Here's a great search string somebody recently used to find me:

hermones pills to make my butt bigger

I get all kinds of variations on the spelling of Hermione, so that's why this search led the reader to my blog. I assume they meant hormones.

Inquiring minds want to know, so I Googled it and found the same question here. Apparently there is a pill! And cheeseburgers and anal sex also work.

While I was there, I also found out how to acquire a bubble butt.

Dietary advice given includes chocolate, eggs, chicken and milk. Exercise was mentioned several times, but alas, anal sex wasn't.

And finally, for bigger boobs, try rubbing them with lavender or drinking milk.
Who knew?


The Headmaster said...

My goodness! (Er, what is a 'bubble butt'? Is it similar to a water butt?)

Kallisto said...

When I was still in school, many years ago, I had a friend who wanted a bigger butt (bigger, not really fatter). Hers looked fine to me, but her culture, even then, found prominent butts desirable, and she felt hers didn't measure up. She wisely focused on exercise, making sure she built up her glutes, as a way of achieving her goal.

Interesting post!


pammie said...

Thanks to heredity, I have a big butt (not a grossly fat butt-- a J Lo style bottom).

My trainer is such a Domme. She orders me to do all sorts of exercises to firm up my ample endowment and make it "perkier." I guess the goal is to rearrange the tissue and make it into a bubble butt. :-D


Anonymous said...

Don't have the bubble butt but big boobs I can do without. Oh well, it is just how I am made.


Greenwoman said...

LOL! You are so funny!!