Friday Fail

A Bad Case of Bubble Butt 

A Florida woman is accused of illegally injecting toxic substances such as flat-tire sealant and glue into women's buttocks as an enhancement procedure. She wore a nurse's uniform, gloves and an ID tag during the procedures. Authorities said she also injected victims with caulk and cement. The three victims suffered medical complications and infections.

read the full story here.

I Know her Secret

Ronnie wrote an excellent post on big bottoms, and in it she lists some of Kim Kardashian's tips on how to acquire one.

Those tips are all well and good, but I have the inside scoop on how Kim maintains that voluptuous posterior.

Read all about Kim's secret weapon - the Butt Bra. No slathering required!

Big Butt Kitteh

Big Butt Kitteh

Big Buns

The topic of big bums often comes up in cyberland. Here are a few visuals on that popular subject.

I Can't Believe it Either

In Canada, a popular margarine goes by the name of "I Can't Believe it's not Butter!"

Supersize Me

Here's a great search string somebody recently used to find me:

hermones pills to make my butt bigger

I get all kinds of variations on the spelling of Hermione, so that's why this search led the reader to my blog. I assume they meant hormones.

Inquiring minds want to know, so I Googled it and found the same question here. Apparently there is a pill! And cheeseburgers and anal sex also work.

While I was there, I also found out how to acquire a bubble butt.

Dietary advice given includes chocolate, eggs, chicken and milk. Exercise was mentioned several times, but alas, anal sex wasn't.

And finally, for bigger boobs, try rubbing them with lavender or drinking milk.
Who knew?