Butt Protector

My friend Maria has invented a wonderful butt guard that you really have to see to believe. Go on, have a look, I'll wait for you here.

Here's my own version of a butt protector.

The little dog is protecting my bottom* against all invasion. The slogan on the panties translates as "Exclusive Territory" so my bottom should be quite safe from any onslaught of belts or paddles. You wouldn't want to tangle with Fang or Fluffy!


*It's not really my bottom, just a reasonable facsimile.