Friday FAIL

Whew! What a week it's been. I thought Friday would never come. Working for a living can sometimes be stressful and unrewarding, so let's take this opportunity to grumble a bit about the daily grind.

There! I feel better now. Let's all enjoy the weekend!

Job Opportunities with S&M

Among the spam in my email inbox was an invitation to visit a website for information on job opportunities. it wasn't the usual nonsense; the email came from a reputable source, and the link was to a Canadian company offering flexible hours working with well-known brands of products.

Curiosity got the better of me so I clicked. And ended up on an SM site!

No, not an S&M* site as we know it, but I thought for a moment it might have been. The home page extended an invitation to join the SM team and enjoy my day. Among the temptations were a perfect job that fits my schedule, an ideal life/work balance, a chance to build new relationships, and positions to suit everyone. There was a page called the SM community, that had a picture of the SM fan of the month, a calendar of events, a collage of happy smiling faces, and a community blog.

What am I waiting for?

* SM stands for Sales & Merchandising, but they omitted the & for obvious reasons.

What a Job!

What a tough job this guy has, polishing all those bums.

I wonder if he spanks them when nobody's looking.

I also wonder what this statue is a tribute to. Cheerleaders? Spanking models? Bottoms everywhere? There's a certain equine quality in the combination of the hair, the arched backs, and the wide stance.
What do you think?