Tuesday, July 28, 2009

That's my Ass!

Does anyone remember the episode of Seinfeld that featured, among other things, a mannequin that looked exactly like Elaine?

What does that have to do with spanking? This segment of the script will explain everything.

[setting: Rinitze clothing shop]

(Jerry and Elaine enter and see the mannequin getting spanked by another mannequin)

JERRY: Boy, the resemblance is uncanny.

(Elaine goes to the saleswoman)

ELAINE: You think you can pose me however you want? That's my ass in your window!

SALESWOMAN: It's our store and our mannequin, we can do whatever we want with it.

(Elaine steals the mannequin and leaves)

From Hermione's Heart


Spanky said...

It's amazing how many different ideas you come up with that fit the spanko theme! Thanks for sharing!

Fabsterrant said...

And a sweet bum it is.

Sincerely, fab

ronnie said...

Haven't seen the series Hermione but I do agree with Spanky you certainly come up with some different ideas.

Thanks Hermione.


Hermione said...

Spanky - When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail, and when you're a spanko....

fab - Thanks

Ronnie - It's eithhr a gift or a curse. I haven't figured out which yet.


dwcmike said...

Hermione: Your mind never wanders from spanking, that's why we love you...
bottoms up
(yes, i remember the episode.)

Hermione said...

Mike - Awww, that's sweet.

BTW Ron loved the "Bear Bum" shorts.

Nici said...

That was a great episode. For Seinfeld fans, the new series of Curb Your Enthusiasm starts soon.

Feeling like Elaine...Don't you hate when someone says "You look just like [insert person you don't look like at all]. Happened to me the other day. I usually just nod with puzzled look on face...