Saturday, December 27, 2008

Tractor Seat Love

As I was driving to work one morning the words to a song on the radio caught my attention. I muttered the lines to myself while I groped in the depths of my bag for my blogging notebook. When I stopped at a red light I managed to scribble down what I remembered, then found the rest on the internet.

The song is called "Emma Brown" by Canadian singer Juanita Wilkins, and it's about a city girl who marries a farm boy. It has a wonderful verse that goes like this:
Nothing so fine
As a woman's behind
When it's shaped like a tractor seat.

And he still gets that same thrill
When he's thinking of
Early days when he and Emma
seemed to live on love

and spanking?

I'll bet Emma and Tommy have fun in the hay barn!


Spanky said...

Interesting. Can't say I've heard that one before, I'd remember the first verse for sure.

Jay Walker said...

Its amazing just how many things can catch our spanko radar init?
Hugs, Jay

Anonymous said...

Hi Hermione:
I think I might have to look this one up on ITunes
A very cute picture
Take Care,

OliviaManners said...

My Step Dad made a set of kitchen stools with tractor seats on them.... I'll be thinking of them a little differently now..


ronnie said...

would like to hear all this tune, have to see if I can download it.

Thank you Hermione.


Daisychain said...

Hi, Hermione!
I am glad you waited till you stopped at a red light, if you had tried to write while driving I am sure Ron would have made your seat as red as the tractor seat in the pic!!!
Hugs, Daisy xxx

Tiggs said...

Sounds like it should be a Kenny Chesney hit... along the same lines of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"... but with a much kinkier twist!

I like it, I love it, I want some more of it...


Paul said...

the colour is right, but I'm worried about the marks. Chuckles.
Nothing wrong with hay barns you know, many a younster got their start in a barn.
Warm hugs,

Greenwoman said...

LOL!!! OMG that's a funny song! Thank you for the giggle. I needed it. *grins*

Hermione said...

Spanky - CBC plays music that otherwise wouldn't reach the airwaves. I've found a few gems that way.

Jay - Yes, and my radar is finely tuned!

Andrades - Hope you find it.

Olivia - I've seen stools like that too. They do take on a whole new meaning.

Ronnie - It was a pretty catchy tune.

Daisychain - Yes, Ron thinks women are bad drivers at the best of times. I hate to think what would happen if I actually lived up to his expectations!

Tiggs - I haven't heard that one.

Paul - Hay barns can be a lot of fun. for jumping in piles of hay, I eman.

Greenwoman - I'm glad you liked it.

Hugs to all,