Tractor Seat Love

As I was driving to work one morning the words to a song on the radio caught my attention. I muttered the lines to myself while I groped in the depths of my bag for my blogging notebook. When I stopped at a red light I managed to scribble down what I remembered, then found the rest on the internet.

The song is called "Emma Brown" by Canadian singer Juanita Wilkins, and it's about a city girl who marries a farm boy. It has a wonderful verse that goes like this:

Nothing so fine
As a woman's behind
When it's shaped like a tractor seat.

And he still gets that same thrill
When he's thinking of
Early days when he and Emma
seemed to live on love

and spanking?

I'll bet Emma and Tommy have fun in the hay barn!