Thursday, December 25, 2008

Have a Politically Correct Christmas

Dear friends,
Have an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; plus, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great, (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference/orientation (the use of which terminology is not intended to imply a preference or deference to one theory or another on the physiological nature of sexuality) of the wisher.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.


Anonymous said...

Same to you, I'm sure -- from a loyal lurker!
Seriously, all the best. I enjoy your blog.

Dr. Ken said...

Holly Happydays!

Dr. Ken

Anonymous said...

Have a Wonderful Holiday
Take Care,
Andrades Girl

Sue said...

Wishing you a very bright and joyful day... and a very happy New Year.

From our house to yours,

Anonymous said...

Wishing you the very best Hermione!

Disclaimer: Not applicable

dwcmike said...

Hermione: May your bottom be as red as as your face(possibly from laughter) for articulating such profound politically correct thoughts.
Merry Christmas to you and Ron
Mike and Lynn

Anonymous said...

Crikey, by the time you get through reading that and the disclaimer it will be New Year...grins.

Thanks and season's greetings to you, Ron and your family.


Lil Sam said...

Hope you and yours had a safe and happy holiday,
Yes Blogs are great, and it is good to know that I am not with my feelings
I have met some great people lately, and each one has helped me understand things alittle more.
I love your blog.
Santa did not bring me what I wanted for Christmas but he has kept me busy working which helps make up for the time I was off with the snow. Have a safe and happy New Year
Lil Sam

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