Monday, December 15, 2008

Spanko Television


A casual glance at the television listings in our local paper revealed some very startling programs. At least, the names seem somewhat spankingesque. I picked the best ones to show you.

Part of their charm lies in the fact that the daily listing is confined to about a quarter of a page, and the names of the shows are squeezed into tiny slots. So the names below may not be the entire name of the program, just what what was displayed.


Disorderly Conduct
Domestic Disturbance
Very Bad Men
Benchwarmers
Principal's Office
Whacked Out
You Bet Your Ass
Impact
Smackdown
First 48
Burn Notice
Light it Up
Glutton for Punishment
Confessions of OTK (actually it was BTK)
Color Correction
Kink
Unique Whips
Are We Done Yet?
In Corner
Still Standing
Naked
All Access


Isn't Canadian TV wonderful?

8 comments:

Mina said...

It's amazing what is out there when you take a look through the rose-coloured spanko glasses. There is kink all around us and most don't even see it.

Watching Mission Impossible II tonight and TC (that's Tom Cruise not Top Cat) was telling the female lead to get out of the undercover op she was in. Her reply. "And if I don't, what will you do? Spank me?" Hello, my ears pricked up, how did I miss that tidbit last time I saw it.

Anyway, it is everywhere, spankos are taking over the world...mwahahahah.

Hugs
Mina

Paul said...

Hermione, yay for Canadian TV, Mina is right the spanko world is all around us.
Warm hugs,
Paul.

Jflame said...

I don't think UK TV is as amusing but here's the ones that I found for today.

Flog It! Ten of the Best.
Beat the Boss.
Get 100.
The slammer
The Switch

And the interesting thing is Flog it is the only one not on the kids channel.
Hugs, Jay

Andrades said...

Hi Hermione!
Hysterical Post, I laughed out loud this morning, and that NEVER happens on a Monday morning. Domestic Disturbance, Very Bad Men...I am still laughing. I love your style.
Thank You
Andrades Girl

Brambleberry Blush said...

I don't think a list that long could be a coincidence. Someone out there has a distinct fetish. But it takes one to know one.

cheers!
Carly

Tiggs said...

You're definitely on to something, to be sure... I've caught myself cracking up (and getting subsequently turned on) by our tv choices here, too.

But that's quite the list!!!!

Hugs,
Tiggs

Hermione said...

Mina - Yes, it's out there if you listen for it. Boston Legal is full of it, but it's very intentional.

Paul - It does have some merits.

Jay - Those are wonderful! Maybe I should subscribe to BBC Kids channel, which we can get here.

Andrades - I'm glad I was able to help you start your week off in a positive way.

Carly - Well, that list has been in the works for some months now. Not all the programs are still on. But they're all real!

Tiggs - Thanks. It's so much fun, but takes a bit of time to read all the listings.

Hugs,
Hermione

Spanky said...

Great post! I think you have better tv than we do, though!