Friday FAIL

A few wardrobe items of questionable taste.

There's no better way to declare your loyalty to a band than by wearing their logo to bed. But this outfit suggests that there might be more going on than meets the eye.

 Dog shows have never been more entertaining. The judge will be keeping his eye on her.

 Er, yes, there is a certain resemblance to a molar.

Whoosh!

A wee bit too short, methinks.

Friday FAIL

The things people wear these days!

Butt shoes, itching to be spanked

 Pull down your jeans, Missy

 This is the last time I'm having toast for breakfast

I suppose this garment has its uses, but ewww!

Your Valentine gift; unwrap and spank

Friday FAIL

Breaking news from the fashion industry: this season it's all about showing what's on the inside.

 Anatomy 101 required reading.

 What you look like at airport security.

 Did you lose something?

 The x-ray proved inconclusive.

 I can see you! (Remember the Dick van Dyke Show episode where Laura turned into an alien with eyes in the back of her head?)

Those hamstrings are pretty amazing but the glutes could use some definition.

Lined Bottoms - get them while they're hot!

I was browsing through a flyer from a clothing store yesterday and a large banner at the top of an inside page caught my eye.

$10 Off Men's Lined Bottoms

Was this reputable shop in the habit of caning men for a fee? Were they offering a reduced rate for this week only? My mind considered the possibilities, but a closer look at the picture under the caption brought me back to reality.

The lined bottoms were, in fact, denim jeans with a flannel lining - a necessity for Canadian winters.


 On another page was a similar advertisement that also made me smile.

Women's Striped Bottoms

Sadly, it had nothing to do with naughty young ladies being caned in the changing rooms at the back of the store. It was a reference to the pattern on the fabric.

I wonder how many other readers were fooled, at least for a moment or two, by the magic of advertising.

Buttwear, anyone?

Yoko Ono has come up with a collection of menswear based on a series of drawings she sketched as a gift for Lennon for their wedding day in 1969. Ono said she the illustrations were designs for clothing and accessories to celebrate Lennon’s “hot bod.”


Among other items are a white wool and padded mesh Cutout Trouser

It's also available in black

and this is the butt hoodie

The Opening Ceremony video is an animation inspired by the 1969 drawings Ono made for her late husband as a wedding present.

Click on the image above to watch the video. Warning: you may wish to turn your sound off.

Friday FAIL

A few bottom-related wardrobe malfunctions and poor choices for you today.

Couldn't zip it up just a little higher, huh?

 You might want to give that skirt a tug or two before you get to the office.

That's telling it like it is:)

These are yoga pants. Yes, really! Check her ankles. Not very suitable for work, but at least she isn't a Wal-Mart greeter.

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Friday FAIL

A few wardrobe malfunctions to start your weekend off with a smile.

Wednesday WIN

Just the thing to protect a girl from a well-deserved bottom-warming.

Wednesday WIN

This week I'm showing you a product that could equally qualify as a Friday FAIL. Called Cool Shapes, they are shorts with several pockets to hold ice packs. The idea is that you put a frozen pack in the pocket on your tummy, your hips, and your bottom. Then the fat supposedly freezes off, leaving you slim and trim.

Yes, you would literally "freeze your butt off"! So why is it a Wednesday WIN? The possibility of wearing these shorts after a vigorous bottom-warming was too good not to share as the positive feature of this garment.

Apple Bottoms

Last week I walked by a small shop and in the window I saw a sign that looked very much like the one above. Apple Bottoms? That sounded like a spanko possibility. Unfortunately the shop was closed so I couldn't go in and investigate.

So I did the next best thing. I Googled it. Seems that Apple Bottoms is a line of clothing "...exclusively designed for females with amazing curves..." and is both "a fashion and a lifestyle brand..."

Aren't these jeans fabulous? I hope my curves are amazing enough to fit into a pair just like them.