The warm weather is finally here! Today I wore shorts for the first time this year, and we have been very busy outside all day. Ron was cleaning out the garden shed and found the flip-flop you see above.
"Does this serve any useful purpose?" he asked as he held it up.
"Well, it's supposed to be a fly swatter," I reminded him. I wasn't brave enough to say what I had really intended it to be used for, so I just mumbled, "I bought it as a joke."
"It's going out in the next CP pickup. Are we done out here?"
I nodded in reply, turned and started walking towards the house. All of a sudden I heard a loud SMACK as the sandal connected with my right bottomcheek. I turned to Ron and grinned as I hugged him and said, "It took a while, but you finally figured out what its other purpose was."
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Men can sometimes be slow but they usually figure things out eventually. And don't we love them for it.
Hugs,
PK
Hmmm, seems your Ron is coming along nicely! :)
Our Dollar General has handshaped fly swatters. I bought some for a spanking party Sir and I went to and gave them to a fellow participant. The swatters come three in a pack for only one dollar so I think I will get Sir some more for US! :) Scunge
LOL, love it Hermione and good for Ron.
We never have fun things like that in the UK or if we do, I never find them.
Ronnie
xx
PK - Yes, we certainly do love them.
Sara - He's figuring it out. I'll bet he reads blogs but just doesn't want to admit it!
Kate - By all means, snap them up. They sound like fun.
Ronnie - Keep looking. You might find something nice.
Hugs,
Hermione
Nice, Hermione, you made me chuckle. I love the fly swatter in the shape of a hand. That's a lot of fun too.
I have never tried spanking with a fly swatter. In my experience, they are fairly flimsy, and I think I would be afraid of breaking it. But hey, nothing ventured...
I love the blog by the way!
Michael - I think I'm going to have to find one of those.
Harlequin - Welcome! I agree, a flyswatter would be a little light, but it still might be fun.
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