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Our In-Flight Spankee Today is Mary Jones.
Right ladies, everyone who has a ticket for the spanking party, follow me. We'll be boarding shortly.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
I fly each day with the greatest of ease. Because the captain spanks me over his knees.
The skies have never been friendlier.
Holy feathered propeller…Look at Captain Smith…I thought he just like wearing perfume.
First Officer…I think I have put in way too many flight hours. Look out your right window and tell me if a half naked woman is standing in front of our right wing.
She is!
OK, I thought I was losing it. Let’s get on with the pre-flight checklist.
Somebody please tell that dam airport tower to turn those binoculars towards the sky. I’m getting low on fuel and that blonde isn’t going anywhere.
We may be stuck on this tarmac for four hours but at least the complimentary drinks and the strip show help past the time. Get me another drink and some more dollar bills!
I have a brand new idea to boost the airline revenue-Airborne Bachelor Parties-We will make a zillion bucks.
George, where’s your mother?
Dad, she is outside the plane sort of dressed like an airline pilot.
What?
See, that’s her in the blue jacket and pilot’s cap.
Oh my stars…I guess those motion sickness pills must have a few side effects. She does put on a great show doesn’t she son?
DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
And our flight attendant of the year, as voted on by those who fly with us is: ___________________
Oh, what's that noise?
ooops!
Oh, what's that noise?
ooops!
Looks like we may be experiencing some unexpected delays. Naughty tailwinds are most likely to blame.
Welcome to spanking airlines, our flight will be a long one so all of you will have plenty of time to spank me.
archedone
She's welcome to board my fuselage!
Rod x
It is our new uniform and has been getting rave reviews and our bookings from male customers is an all time high. So please enjoy the views out the window and anywhere else you please.
That was quite a severe ice storm.
Hope you and your loved ones are
all safe and sound and have hydro.
We were lucky; we went without it
for a day, but now it's been
restored from skilled, dedicated
professionals.
It's a shame what we take for
granted is only appreciated when
it's not there.
Thank you, all you hydro people!
-ricky
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