Thursday, December 12, 2013

The gods are displeased

Last weekend we were nearly interrupted again during our spanking fun. Ron was using his favourite wooden shoehorn, alternating with a large wooden spoon, and I was just over the initial shock of the assault to my posterior. When he switched to one of the leather paddles, I breathed a sigh of relief and settled in to enjoy the thwack of skin on skin.

All of a sudden we heard a rumbling noise. The lamps on the bedside tables shook. What was that? A heavy truck passing through our neighbourhood? Earth-movign equipment? Not likely on a Sunday afternoon. A low-flying plane? Thunder? An earthquake?

We waited, poised for flight. No further rumblings happened, the lights stayed on, and we decided there was nothing to worry about.

"The spanking gods are angry," Ron surmised.

I laughed. "Then what can we do to appease them?" I asked.

"I can think of something." Ron illustrated his point with the shoehorn on my bottom.

"That ought to satisfy them, but let's make sure," I agreed.

From Hermione's Heart


kiwigirliegirl said...

One epic spanking hermione letshope the gods are appeased.

DelFonte said...

Thank you for sacrificing your bottom on the altar of the spanking gods.

abby said...

LOL...Thanks for doing your share to appease the spanking gods.
hugs abby

Hermione said...

Kiwi - It's nice to see you again!

DelFonte - It was my duty:(

Abby - It was the least I could do.


Terpsichore said...

Glad that you amended to appease the spanking gods... :-)

garyntboy said...

Perhaps the gods were getting a spanking, that would explain the noise.....Naughty gods !!!

Aimless Rambling said...

I think Ron may have averted the wrath of the spanking gods and you got to sport the colors of the season.

Anonymous said...

Very cute. I am glad Ron decided to appease the gods.


ronnie said...


Loved the title.

The Paddle - never thought of the thwack of skin to skin.


Anonymous said...

Gods are a lot more laid back these days. It used to be you had to toss a virgin in a volcano. Now just a spanking will do it? I call that progress.

Hermione said...

Terps - Just call me the human sacrifice!

Gary - I never thought of that:)

Leigh - So it was win/win!

Joey - So am I.

Ronnie - Thanks, I'm glad you like it.

Rollin - Lucky for me; I'm allergic to lava:)


Minielle Labraun said...

Spanking interuptus!
Glad it was a momentary blip!

geekie kittie said...

Must keep the spanking Gods happy!!!

Cat said...

Thank you for sacrificing your bottom to the spanking gods Hermione. ;) Hope you enjoyed it. LOL

Hermione said...

Minelle - LOL! That's exactly right!

Kittie - At any cost.

Cat - It was the least I could do.