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Thursday, February 19, 2015
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It's a long story officer but to make it short my wife spanks me and told me to strip for a spanking and right now she's at the car getting an implement to spank me with.
archedone
Yes officer, the rear lamp is broken. That’s so naughty and I deserve a spanking for that, don’t you agree? :)
hugs
Nina
I woke up this morning and they'd gone, no, not my clothes. My girlfriend and my car.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
The man in white shorts, is saying to the police officer. "I'm on my way to see "Fifty Shades of Grey", and my girl friend told me not to be late, to the movie theatre".
He ticked off his significant other and she locked him out.
Well this is a nudist camp officer, you should be grateful I got dressed to meet you.
I'd like to file a missing pants report, Sir.
I am on my way to my weekly session with my disciplinarian and she instructed me to wear only these very sheer briefs. The thing is that my car broke down, I have no money for a cab, and so I am walking to the session.
Baxter
I'm sorry officer, but you do realise that it is "Pants off Friday".
Officer I am President of Calvin Klein….Honest!
Can’t a guy and his neighbors have a nice game of Strip Bridge on his deck without the City getting upset?
It all started with my new girlfriend saying “Let’s play a game!” I’m beginning to think we might have compatibility issues.
Cop: “You think?”
Cop: “Sir, have you ever heard of the fable called “The Emperor’s new clothes.” I suggest you find a copy and read it! Now go put on your pants before I take you and your imaginary new tuxedo down to the pokey!
We're making an underwear commercial. The cameraman is behind that bush, really he is, go look.
Ok, so, it's not actually as bad as it looks officer. My wife was being sassy 'cause she wanted me to get outta bed, I went to sw...talk to her, she ran outta the house, I ran after her, and then she locked the door.
1/ "Could have been the whiskey
Might have been the gin . . ."
2/ But officer, I swear they said the auditions for the Barenaked Ladies were over here!
R.
Officer, I am on my way to Time Square as I was locked out of my dressing room and I need to perform on Broadway. Please let me continue or I will be late for the show…
Please….
Please….
Or was it the Oscars?
Anyway
Please?????
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