Restoring Order

Last year I described how Ron sometimes uses the implements intended for my bottom in a random order. He does this to keep me focused as well as for his own amusement. For a laugh, I decided to help him keep our spankings orderly.

I took some cardstock from our stash of printing supplies and cut four little card tents. With a felt-tip marker I wrote the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4 on them, then hid them in my top dresser drawer until Saturday.

When the appointed hour arrived on that day, I hurried upstairs ahead of Ron and arranged the cards in a row on the bed. I had hoped to escape to the bathroom before he came up, but as I turned to leave the room, Ron appeared in the doorway. He looked at the cards, laughed and said, "Well, now, that will keep me organized."

When I returned to the bedroom I saw four implements, each neatly placed below a card. In position number 1 was the dogging bat, a brown leather strap took position 2, the hard, black paddle was at number 3, and at number 4 was the rose paddle. And Ron stayed organized. Not once did the implements land on my bottom out of their assigned order.

When it was over, Ron gathered up the paddles and left to hang them up while I collected the cards and tucked them into the box where the smaller implements are kept. I wouldn't want to use them every time because after all, variety is the spice of life. But once in a while I will bring them out again.