Thursday, December 27, 2018

Complete the Caption

This vintage photo made me scratch my head and wonder what it's all about. Plates, lines on the wall - partial family trees? - and an apron-clad lady. What's up with this? Do you have any ideas?

Sure you do. Complete the caption by leaving a comment and we'll unravel the mystery together.

From Hermione's Heart

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are too many cracks to cover and I don't have enough plates. Oh Dear I so know.

Spanky53 said...

Crap! What am I going to use to stop the next leak with?

Quentin QBuzz said...

Mary really hoped her husband would rescind his 'no dress, no bra, no skirt, no knickers' rule before her mother visited on Sunday...

Anonymous said...

Nancy Drew Mysteries: The Secret of The Hidden Spanking Room

kdpierre said...

"Darn it! People who look at this photo of me by this wall say there are eleven visible cracks ............ but no matter how many times I count them, I can only find ten."

Anonymous said...

Hanging plates level while master is wielding that paddle is impossible. Even if the lines are supposed to make it easier.

Windy said...

To get her husband's attention, Melania gets her hair cut and strips. "This is how presidents build a wall -- safely here in the China Room, you dumb ass."

ronnie said...

It's alright him telling me to go and get dressed, but he could have told me where the door was.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Aimless Rambling said...

I have to find a way out of here.

WendelJones said...

Martha hastily finished her chores in hopes of avoiding a spanking with her husband’s belt. Little did Martha know she was getting a spanking no matter what.