Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for May 26

Have you ever overheard a co-worker talking about spanking?

Anon: I overheard two female colleagues discussing one's unwanted very hard recent birthday spanking. I recognized it as I knew they were friends, knew one had bday the just ended weekend, heard other remark upon leaving "Can't believe that jerk hit so hard to make you so red" (though I would bet she was faded by that Monday), and she blushed big-time when she saw me approaching men's room, next door. I did not act like I knew anything.

It was quiet time of day, so I suspect the two thought they would not see any other colleagues approach.

Roz: One of our bosses would always say "bend over and touch your toes" whenever something hit the fan or someone was in trouble, not to the person but more in fun. She also used to make other references. I never reacted.

There have been other vague references made in jest and again, I didn't react or respond. I don't know if I was afraid of giving myself away lol


Wendel: I worked with a woman that talked about always getting her birthday spanking and spanking under the mistletoe at Christmas. The day after her birthday she would tell everyone that she couldn’t sit.

Yorkie: Never.

Rosco: Three thoughts here:

At one job, two women arrived together early one day and one was carrying a hockey stick - something rarely seen in our town, especially in an office. I asked her what she was going to with it.

She replied in a very deliberate clear voice. “I am going to spank you with it.” Then she just walked by. I was stunned. How did she know or did she know? To this day I wish I’d asked her where and when it would be and maybe it would have really happened.

Years later, my wife would and still does call me up and tell me about the spanking I’m going to get. Once I answered vis speakerphone and was slow to change the mode. I think the woman closest at the time probably heard, but she was always pretty discreet.

Last, our growing company had hired a new nationwide technology czar to improve our internet presence. He was doing a presentation for 100 or so folks, when a “Captain Spankypants” icon popped up. He was later found to be dishonest and fired.

Jack: My wife and I work at the same company, two different departments. Was getting strange looks from some female co-workers and finally told my wife about it. She smiled, one day during lunch the women were talking about their husbands, how mad they get at them, I just said I spank mine, works wonders.

QBuzz: Nope, although every time there is a harrassment scandal in the press my grandmother seems to enjoy waxing lyrical about how some men in the office would always give you 'a smack on the bum' in the good old days!

Hermione: At meetings some of the guys would joke about spanking and other kinky activities. I was afraid to laugh or appear too knowing because, like Roz, I was afraid of giving myself away.

Thanks for a great discussion!