Early this week Ron received an interesting but unexpected gift. It was hand delivered, with no return address. Having watched way too many episodes of Forensic Files, I cautiously listened for any ticking sounds, then gingerly split the tape with scissors. It didn't explode, and under the bubble wrap was an artisan board, similar to the one above. Turns out it was a gift from the company he once worked for, to commemorate a significant anniversary.
Ron wondered if it might be used for spanking, and I replied that it was way too big and heavy, but I liked where his mind was going. The board is on display in the kitchen, along with other wooden items that just might be suitable for OTK discipline. Now, what about you?
What do you have in your kitchen, either on display or hidden, that is or might be used as a spanking implement? What is the total number of these pervertibles?
Please leave your response as a comment. Once everyone has had a look and counted carefully, I will publish an edited summary of our discussion.
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Here's what I see... a paddle-shaped wooden cutting board (a paddle), three highly motivating wooden spoons, a plastic spaddle that really stings, and a big ladle that is occasionally adapted for non-culinary purposes. I've been spanked with a serving platter and frying pans, and snapped with a kitchen towel. As for the count, it grows every time Randy goes hunting for a pervertable.
Spankings in the kitchen are not limited to implements that originate there. Randy likes to bend me over the counter, sink, range, or table. There's more than dinner cooking at our house.
There's a set of wooden salad tongs, a couple of wooden spatulas, three metal spatulas, two cutting boards with convenient handles and several more without handles, and I suppose the ladles could be used too. And after unplugging a few appliances, three power strips.
Irene sometimes gives me playful whacks in the kitchen. But when she tried wooden spoons more seriously the small one break and the big one are two powerful. I’m sure spatulas or other items would work well but the whips, crops and paddles work better. I don’t think either of us feels the need to make something in the kitchen work.
Rosco
We have one particular wooden spoon that is more like a paddle, it stings! There are also several spatulas and serving spoons, but they aren't as effective.
Hugs
Roz
I have absolutely nothing, in my kitchen, that I would ever use come spanking time. As much as I like to keep an acceptable level of personal hygiene, bottoms are where the poop comes out and I would hate to cook with anything that had been pounding my posterior. I have purchased several items twice, so that I had one specifically used for spanking. These include various wooden spoons, a wooden spatula and a carpet beater. The carpet beater, in the kitchen, hangs on the wall, purely as a decoration. I did once buy a silicone headed spoon, with holes in it. For spanking and then thought one of these might be handy in the kitchen and so got a second one, for cooking with. The first is an excellently stingy and intense spanking toy. The second is great for stirring pans, without being too drippy, and does not scratch non-stick coatings.
Prefectdt
The usual spoons, bread board paddle… But as I’ve mentioned in numerous past posts that we do not hide our DD relationship from family and friends and the most prominent item is the razor strap hanging on wall next basement door, and that it’s there for me not HoH wife.
The bath brush hangs in the hallway, close to the front door, my wife got tired of being asked about it and now has "For Naughty Little Boys" stamped on it. A friend of her's suggested it and she also knew how to get it stamped on. The first time it was seen, was our neighbor, she smiled, looked at me and said it points out who runs the home. Jack
My wife said that I forgot something important about where the bath brush hangs. It reminds me that Mommy runs this home and tells others that she must correct her naughty little boy at times. It really adds to the spanking and if not so more when it is not hidden about my spankings. Jack
We have several decorative spatulas in the kitchen. Very suggestive but we would never use them other than for cooking. The actual fanny paddle is hung in the pantry cupboard behind a few old potholders. At a quick glance relatives and friends would never see it. The door has a unique squeak when opened. The sound has become a warning sign that a spanking might be coming even if the door is open just to get a box of cereal.
In our Ireland home the paddle hangs next to the kitchen door and a strap hangs very visible in the pantry cupboard. It is a rarity that we get visitors there so no need to hide. A neighbor stopped by once and saw the paddle. When he asked, I told him it was to keep the Misses in line. He laughed; she just evil eye stared at me. After he left the Misses gave me a hell of a paddling and laughed.
Anon Jack :-) lao
Several wooden spoons, a couple of metal and plastic spatulas and 2 wooden serving boards with handles. I smiled when I read Bonnie's comment about being spanked with a frying pan, P has used one a couple of times.
Love,
Ronnie
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Not much in the kitchen at our place has been perverted, but like others comments there is plenty that could be. There is a wooden cheese board about 2ft long with a handle that would be pretty scary... a number of other cutting boards, wooden spoons, one of those rubber jar opening thingies...
I have PLENTY of pervertables in my kitchen, but since I use them for cooking, I prefer not to spank with them. That said, I do have a wooden spoon in a drawer specifically for delivering spankings to naughty individuals who act out in my kitchen. It looks almost exactly like this.
No one acts out in my kitchen anymore, sadly.
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