Sunday, August 6, 2023

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #499

I have been having computer woes this week. After a power surge during a thunderstorm, the monitor went black. Our computer has been knocked out before in a similar fashion, so I assumed a quick trip to the computer-fixer-shop would put it right. But there was nothing wrong with it. The technician hooked it up to a monitor and it started with no problem.

So back home, connected all the wires and cables, and still no joy. Back to the fixit place with the monitor, and wouldn't you know it, the monitor worked there. The technician told me to go home and connect everything, then if nothing worked to bring both in together. He also said my hard drive was very slow and he could replace it with a much more efficient one, but I'll need to think about that.

Once I had reconnected all the cables (on my tummy under the desk among the cobwebs) we had a successful liftoff. Computer and monitor were perfectly okay. Which brings us to brunch. When I thought I would have to make do with our laptop for today's brunch, I didn't have access to my list of topics, and could only remember one. Three different people had suggested that particular topic, and as my grandmother used to say, "If three people say you're sick, lie down." So here it is:

What has been your experience with spanking machines? Have you seen one in action? If you have tried one, please tell us about it. If not, is it something you would ever consider trying?

Please leave your response, along with any good thoughts for my ailing computer, as a comment below. Once everyone has had an opportunity to share their experiences, I will publish an edited summary of our conversation.



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14 comments:

WendelJones said...

Never tried one. We did get to see one in action at a Cos Play convention in Dublin. The part that made us curious was that the machine did not hold back. Everyone trying it got the same five hard whacks of the paddle. Cos Play costumes for women can be rather revealing especially in the rear. We did enjoy watching the bottoms turning red. They want the equivalent of $10 to try it. The Misses want to, but the line was too long. I told her I could give her a paddling when we got home for free.

Bonnie said...

I've never seen or felt a spanking machine, but it's been a favorite fantasy since I was a girl. Under the right circumstances, I would love to try it. I just wouldn't want it to happen in a public place where vanillas were present or where people could record it.

I would also want Randy to be at the controls. Knowing as he does that being spanked by a machine is one of my strong fantasies, I'm sure he wouldn't hold back at all, and I'd be fine with that.

The biggest downside that I've observed in videos is that the paddle, strap, or cane has to be lined up just right or the spankee absorbs hard swats in the wrong spot. I wouldn't like that.

And yes, Wendel, I would accept the free paddling at home too.

Mark said...

I haven't seen or tried one either. I would definitely be keen to try one if the opportunity arose AND it was mechanically clever enough to move the strokes around. I definitely don't want them all directly over each other on the same spot thanks!

Anonymous said...

For me, the lecture and the spanking go together - sometimes accompanied by other related activities. The experience is much more than merely having a hot bottom.

And I don’t know where I’d find a spanking machine to try with any privacy. But if I did, I suppose I’d give it a try.

Rosco

Roz said...

Never seen or tried one. For me too there is more to a spanking, such as the intimacy and connection between spanker and spankee so I'm not sure it's something I would want to try.

Hugs
Roz

Anonymous said...

I’ve never seen or tried one, but in the right circumstances I’d try it as long as it was just P watching.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Prefectdt said...

My only, hands on, experience with spanking machines is the one that I tried to build myself, SALI Mk1. It was a total failure, I could not find a strong enough spring for the driving mechanism. If I ever got the chance to try a good one, I would jump at the chance, hopefully both metaphorically and literally. The one that I would like to try the most is the Pain4Fem machine. I am not 100% sure, but I think that it is based on an automatic clay pigeon launcher. It packs a good punch and seems to be able to be set to vary where it strikes, so not every stroke lands on the same spot. I wonder how much a clay pigeon launcher, like that, costs to buy?

Prefectdt

Anonymous said...

There is no machine that will beat the spankings my wife/mommy gives. Once over her lap, my bare bottom will feel the sting of the bath brush for as long as she feels I need to feel it. It is not just the spanking, it is the tone of voice, the look on her face, the sterness, and worse of all no matter what when she is done with my spanking and I'm facing the wall, I feel like a naughty little boy and no machine can accomplish that. Jack

Anonymous said...

Don’t know of any way to try one. But there are vids on tumblr and You tube. Just Google spanking machine.

Like I said last week am fascinated with the idea of having a machine that can be programmed, and wife strapping me to a bench and gagging me so I can’t scream and setting machine to come on at certain time. Like its all set and she leaves saying she’ll be back in an hour and I don’t know when it starts how long, how many per minute or how hard. Knowing wife I’ll most likely regret it, but I’m still game to give it a try.

KDPierre said...

Spanking machines: a wonderful concept that never seems to reach its potential. I have never experienced one but did write a story around the use of one. My experience has been limited to seeing them in action online where they don't really impress me, and seeing fantasy drawings of them that nearly always look implausible or ridiculous. The worst are the spinning paddle wheels that nearly are always drawn spinning downward which to me would result in strikes on the lower back rather than the lower curve of a bottom where they should be hitting.

I do have a pegging machine though.

Anonymous said...

I have always had a fascination with spanking machines from the time I was in grade school. There used to be a myth that the principal had one in her office and if you got in enough trouble she would use it on you. I have often thought about building one myself. If I anyone knows of plans, I would love to see them. If I had a spanking machine, I think it would be fun to use it on myself and others. S

cleveland_Tom said...

I've never tried one either, but I've design a few in my head. Since I have an unhealthy fascination with strapping, they tend to be of that sort. Reproducing the swing of a strap is complicated.

I think about combining one with a "stroking" machine, (being male), along with a nipple simulating attachment, so you can do pain/pleasure cycles. All of this would be programable. An example sequence would be; leash, then some stroking and nipple stimulation that starts strong then fades out, rinse, repeat. The more forceful strokes would have longer pleasure portions. You could make it a "predicament punishment", by stopping and releasing the restrains only when the man cums. The sequences chosen could make this easier or harder.

I had a lover who after paddling me while seated on a footstool, like to be fucked while seated on the edge of the couch with me kneeling, after a bit of this, the paddle would find its way back into her hand for a few swats mid coitus, they always messed up my concentration.

Barrel said...

I think it would be fun to try, especially with my wife setting the duration then enjoying a glass of wine while the machine dispenses her desires. However, my wife tells me the best part of any spanking is not the build up, not the mental gymnastics, not the restraining, but the act of physically delivering the strokes. So I doubt she would give that up. Interesting thought, though.

JJ Rose said...

I've seen a spanking machine in use before, but I've never tried one. I think it would be an interesting experience -- it takes away the control one has during self-spanking but still allows someone to get spanked without someone else being there.