Candy with a Kink

Last week I found some more kinky candy available in Canada.

Whips and straps and sugar, oh my! So what are they - whips or straps? They seem to be the same candy as these Tangy Zesty Belts, repackaged.

Like the Terry's chocolate orange, here is another treat from England that you have to whack before you can enjoy. Just like a bottom!

Wednesday WIN

A red licorice flogger for bottoms with a sweet tooth, and spankees who like a little sweetness with their spice.

Sugar with Spice

It's amazing how many seemingly innocent candies and chocolates carry spanko or other kinky innuendos. The major supermarkets don't seem to carry them, but if you search in out-of-the way places, they're plentiful. Here are a few that I've come across recently.



Anything to do with belts gets my juices flowing. Especially zangy ones. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for the flavour of this candy. Yuck.




Whipping and Valentine hearts go together so well! And believe it or not, this treat was quite delicious.





I have only one word for this confection. Oxymoron.




Every girl likes a little tingle now and then. And when it's a chocolate tingle, that's even better.

What I wonder about is how this candy sneaked across the border. In Canada, all products must be labeled in French as well as English. Why is there Spanish text on the wrapper?





Not kinky, but definitely sexist. Whaddya mean, not for girls? I fully expected this macho bar to be at least 85% cocoa, but you know what? It was milk chocolate. Must be for girlie men.

For That Special Someone

For your next play party or spanko get-together, order some personalized M&M candy treats here. You can even have the picture of your favourite implement (or your favourite bottom) printed on them. Choose all colours or a specific set in keeping with your theme.