Limited Time Only!

I received an email from one of the local home furnishing stores last Saturday, offering me a special deal on a useful piece of furniture.

Just what every home needs. A lovely padded spanking bench, wide enough for comfort and high enough to support a spankee who is in a kneeling position. When the spanking is over, the straps and paddles are returned to the spacious storage area and no one will be any the wiser about the true function of this elegant yet functional ottoman.

A wine-coloured one would suit our living room decor perfectly.

Friday Fail - Spanking Bench

I suppose you could think of this as a spanking bench with its own built-in canes or switches. But they look rather difficult to remove without a saw or loppers. Besides, that would destroy the artistic ambiance.

Whomping Willow, anyone?

Wednesday WIN

The Gentle Motion Spanking Bench

Unlike inversion tables, this patented, FDA approved apparatus gently permits restraint during spanking without requiring you to be suspended upside down. As you lean forward in the fabric hammock from a kneeling position, the device uses your body weight to create a strong, steady traction that relieves pressure on the spine and helps loosen tense back muscles while presenting the buttocks in a suitable manner. The unit's shoulder pads keep your upper body properly aligned and an adjustable padded waistband restricts your range of motion.

Using the apparatus for just 5-10 minutes a day can relieve brattiness and encourage good behaviour. In clinical trials at The University of Western Australia, the device helped reduce patients' bad habits while improving their disposition and quality of life only three weeks of use. The unit is lightweight and compact for convenient transport and storage. 

I might have embellished the original text slightly.