Wednesday WIN

The Gentle Motion Spanking Bench

Unlike inversion tables, this patented, FDA approved apparatus gently permits restraint during spanking without requiring you to be suspended upside down. As you lean forward in the fabric hammock from a kneeling position, the device uses your body weight to create a strong, steady traction that relieves pressure on the spine and helps loosen tense back muscles while presenting the buttocks in a suitable manner. The unit's shoulder pads keep your upper body properly aligned and an adjustable padded waistband restricts your range of motion.

Using the apparatus for just 5-10 minutes a day can relieve brattiness and encourage good behaviour. In clinical trials at The University of Western Australia, the device helped reduce patients' bad habits while improving their disposition and quality of life only three weeks of use. The unit is lightweight and compact for convenient transport and storage. 

I might have embellished the original text slightly.