Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Wednesday WIN

The Gentle Motion Spanking Bench

Unlike inversion tables, this patented, FDA approved apparatus gently permits restraint during spanking without requiring you to be suspended upside down. As you lean forward in the fabric hammock from a kneeling position, the device uses your body weight to create a strong, steady traction that relieves pressure on the spine and helps loosen tense back muscles while presenting the buttocks in a suitable manner. The unit's shoulder pads keep your upper body properly aligned and an adjustable padded waistband restricts your range of motion.

Using the apparatus for just 5-10 minutes a day can relieve brattiness and encourage good behaviour. In clinical trials at The University of Western Australia, the device helped reduce patients' bad habits while improving their disposition and quality of life only three weeks of use. The unit is lightweight and compact for convenient transport and storage. 

I might have embellished the original text slightly.

From Hermione's Heart


PK said...

If you did embellish I'm sure you improved it considerably!


Mitch said...

And FDA approved at that! The gov could do worse - LOL.

ronnie said...

I think you've definitely improved it.


B'Man said...

No home should be without one!

Not My Original Vows said...

Wow, I could improve my attitude and abs all at the same time. Thanks for sharing.


Daisychain said...

"embellished it SLIGHTLY", hahahahaha, love it! xxxxxx

Hermione said...

PK - Just telling it like it is!

Mitch - They could indeed. It would work well on civil servants.

Ronnie - Thanks. I did my best.

B'Man - Welcome! I agree, they should be available in the housewares department.

Katia - Double your pleasure!

Daisy - Just trying to clarify is all.



Looks like it folds away as well, that's useful.


Janet said...

Need one!!!! Does it come with it's own spanker??? Mine is gone right now!
Thanks for the laugh Hermione it was greatly needed.

Tammy and Jake...Our Journey said...

My husband does not need to see this! That looks like a position I would never want to be in! LOL Enjoyed! Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that looks very technical and tricky to operate :-/


Hermione said...

Prefectdt - Hide it when the relatives are visiting.

Janet - I think there's a surcharge for the spanker. Glad you enjoyed it.

Tammy (and Jake) - Welcome! and this will be our little secret.

Maria - I suspect you'd get the hang of it in no time.


redxxx said...

wonderful find. Have you purchased one yet, and then can I borrow it?