Friday, February 25, 2011

Friday Fail - Spanking Bench

I suppose you could think of this as a spanking bench with its own built-in canes or switches. But they look rather difficult to remove without a saw or loppers. Besides, that would destroy the artistic ambiance.

Whomping Willow, anyone?

From Hermione's Heart


sixofthebest said...

Hermoine, that so called 'spanking bench'. makes a nice place to sit on during the summer months, when you may which to read one of the beautiful 'spanking stories', that they have preserved in our own special library, called 'SPANKING LIBRARY'. It's a good and very friendly place to visit.

sixofthebest said...

Hermoine, since you are an 'equestrienne' a female horsewoman. You might find the 'spanking story', of interest to you located, in that 'Spanking Library. It's called "Riding for a Fall", by Kephran' Good luck, in your search.

Hermione said...

6otb - Yes, it does seem like a nice piece of furniture, in part.

Thanks for the tip about the story. I'll search for it.


Emanuele Lombardi said...

Could not agree more, though as not practical or even attractive. I would not know what to do with it.

Firewood anyone?


Raven Red said...

The bench who tried to get away?

And I read way to much horror stories - that bench will give me restless nights. (GRIN)

ronnie said...

Might look quite nice in the right garden setting.


Hermione said...

6otb - I believe that story may be on a spanking forum in the archives. Do you happen to know which one?

Hermione said...

Emanuele - Yes, if rattan burns. Many spankees have tried, and failed.

Raven - It does look like something Stephen King might have built.

Ronnie - Ye,s covered with ivy perhaps. It might even take root and start sprouting.


Unknown said...

attractive for a garden, but would not survive your Canadian winters.

Hermione said...

Red - No, it wouldn't. We'd have to bring it inside, so it wouldn't freeze.