Friday, November 28, 2008

A Spankable Chef

A television personality that I used to find very irritating but have grown to tolerate, if not love, is Rachael Ray. I have become a semi-regular viewer of her latest cooking show, Thirty Minute Meals. Granted, she is still irritatingly perky and peppy, and uses odd verbal shorthand like "EVOO" for extra-virgin olive oil. But she does have one redeeming feature. Besides the fact that nearly all her meals look and sound delicious and very quick and easy, that is.

That feature is her beautiful leather belt. Rachael almost always wears jeans on the show, and her usual accessory is a wide, well-worn brown leather belt.

Is she spankable? She certainly deserves a spanking for being so bouncy. The camera rarely allows us a glimpse of her derriere. When she turns around to get something from the fridge or a cupboard, another camera quickly takes over so we only get a side view. I suspect she might be a little self-conscious about that part of her anatomy.

If you enjoy belts as much as I do, the show is worth a peek. Who knows? You might come away with a good idea for supper!


Ms. Cassandra (Sandy) Park said...

My husband can't stand RR, and I do think she's a bit too perky, but I think she's cute and has a nice butt. I never thought about that belt, though. And she does have good, easy recipes:


Anonymous said...

She also deserves a spanking for suggesting we all use jarred gravy for our Thanksgiving turkey! That gal needs to be set straight!

Anonymous said...

lol very cute post. I have not seen the RR show, but have seen her ubiquitous gastronomical tomes at the bookstore...

Love how you said she needs to be spanked "for being so bouncy." :-) as in overly peppy and such.

Keep up the great blogging,

Spanky said...

I can't stand to watch her either, but I'd spank her in a heartbeat.

Hermione said...

Sandy - Ron doesn't like her either, but he watches her for the recipes.

Sara - jarred gravy? Yuck!!

Dave - I've asked for one of her books for Christmas. I hope there's a picture of her belt on the cover. Thanks for the compliment!

Spanky - She does invite one, doesn't she?


Michael said...

Hi Hermione, fun post. I haven't seen her show but have seen her on other shows and Rachael is so perky and sweet she causes my blood sugar to rise. You now have me wondering how her belt became so well-worn. ;)


Anonymous said...

Dear Hermione, I do believe you have a belt fetish, or is it leather in general?

Good on you, I love to see passion in people. You would adore this fancy belt I have that has five whippy little tails for decoration.


Hermione said...

Michael - Three guesses!

Mina - It's leather implements.

Anonymous said...

She looks like she needs a good long hard paddling!!!

sixofthebest said...

I love Rachel Ray the chef, and I sure would love to take down her knickers, and give that bare rump of hers 'six of the best with a cane'. The thought of this is so mouthwatering.

sixofthebest said...

Hermione, I have often wished to roast Rachel Ray's bare bottom with a cane. Oh! How often I have wished it. She sure is a 'spankable' cutie.