Wednesday, November 5, 2008

A Belt with a Difference

As I drove past Tim Horton's--a quick service restaurant--I saw a poster announcing a new breakfast item:

I'm a huge fan of belts, but one made out of bagels? That would make for an interesting spanking. The image of a series of bagels being threaded onto a sturdy leather belt also came to mind.
Maybe the drive-through offers fast spanking as well as fast food.


Paul said...

Hermione, trust you, all I can say is CRUMBS!!! Chuckle!!!
Warm hugs,

Anonymous said...

I love bagels but I am afraid eating them would bring a belt out all right- J's. You find the most fun stuff out and about- thank you for sharing it all.
I Gal

Greenwoman said...

LOL! You are so fun!

Michael said...

Funny with your own unique twist as always, Hermione. I especially like your drive-through spanking idea. Drive up to the speaker, place your order; 'I'll have five smacks with the hairbrush, five with the holey paddle and two with the cane to top it off.' *Squawk* 'Thank you for placing your order, please drive around to the next window and stick your bare bum out of the car. Thank you for choosing Tom Horton's.'

Hermione said...

Paul - Bagel crumbs? LOL!

I Gal - I love them too. We have two types in Canada: Montreal and Toronto bagels. Very different from one another.

Greenwoman - It keeps me sane!

Michael - That would really hold up traffic. The morning line-ups would be longer than ever.


Terpsichore said...


Anonymous said...

Hermione, not sure about the bagels but the drive through spanking is an excellent idea.


Dr. Ken said...

They serve bacon, eel, lettuce and tomato on a bagel?

Dr. Ken

Hermione said...

Dr. Ken - Eewwww.

We Canadians have strange tastes. That might be delicious.