Meme the Seventh

This meme is from Hunter's April Star

1. I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What do you choose?
Produce: Grape tomatoes
Frozen: Dr. Oetker pizza
Dairy: Cheese
Meat: Pork back ribs
Canned Goods: Italian wedding soup

2. Let's say you're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
socks
underwear
t-shirt

3. If I were to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
"You're absolutely right."
"Whatever you say, Sir."
I learned something today; I can go home now."
"When do you want it?"

4. So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do them, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
Eat breakfast
Kiss Ron good-bye and hello
Read my email
Laugh at the dogs

5. You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
I've never had road rage. I'm a patient and cautious driver, so I'm sure I've inspired road rage in many others.

6. You just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
Read spanking blogs
Bake something yummy
Do a logic puzzle or Sudoku
Write some blog posts
Read a book

7. We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
I haven't been to a zoo since I was a child, and I loved to visit the goats, peacocks, and bears.

8. You just scored tickets to the taping of any television show of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?
Restaurant Makeover
Coronation Street
Kitchen Nightmares
Canada's Worst Handyman

9. You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
Chocolate fudge brownie
Tiger tail (orange and licorice)
Rocky road

10. Somebody stole your purse/wallet. In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
A letter from my chiropodist
A card with the number of my printer cartridge on it
Plastic penny holder
A note with directions to a mall in a nearby town
Bottle of hand sanitizer

11. You are at a job fair, and are asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
Professional mime
Copy editor for a big newspaper
Paint stirrer tester
Porn control officer at the Canada-US border

12. If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
Relax, smile, and be friendly.
Love and happiness will come in time.
Follow your dream, but figure out what it is first.
Don't be afraid to take risks.


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