In response to my Mystery Implement post last week, one of my readers suggested it might be a butter paddle, used when making butter by hand. That reader kindly sent me a picture of their collection of antique butter paddles, all currently in use as spanking implements.
Impressive, no? The one on the far left is the twin of mine. I wonder if they feel the same when applied.
Linda at the nightclub (M/ff story)
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13 comments:
Is there a road trip in your future to find out if the twin paddles feel the same?
It's hard to imagine that arsenal was used for anything but spanking. But wait, I sense a new euphemism arising:
"Honey, you've been bad; it's time to go make some butter."
"Oh please no...."
That is an impressive collection. I saw many of those when we went to Williamsburg, VA but sadly we didn't get one.
I love Mick new euphemism. We're always looking for a way to talk in front of vanillas.
Hugs,
PK
Congrats, Hermione! This post got Chrossed! Gotta love the BUTTer paddles. :-)
Yes, congratulations, Hermione, on this post being Chrossed, and all I can do is shake my head at Season's pun.
Are you saying my butter joke is margarine-al?
I'm saying is we better knock it off before Hermione bans us from her blog.
OBB - I think one is enough for my bottom.
Mick - That's a wonderful idea. I love it!
PK - I must go visit some local historical sites soon.
Season - Thank you. I didn't expect a Chrossing! Love the pun!
Michael - Thank you. Isn't Season clever? And you two are welcome here any time. I'm ROFLMAO right now.
Hugs,
Hermione
A very impressive collection. I love them.
Congratulations on getting Chrossed Hermione.
LOve,
Ronnie
xx
neat collection!
Red
Ronnie - Thank you. Being Chrossed is always the highlight of my week.
Red - Yes it is. I'm very grateful to my anonymous reader.
Hugs,
Hermione
Unfortunately, I have no idea what being Chrossed means? What is it, please, someone? xxx
daisy - Chross is a popular blogger who publishes a Spankings of the Week post every week. If your blog appears on it, be prepared for a huge jump in the number of readers you'll have over the next three days.
He's so popular, he has become a verb!
Hugs,
Hermione
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