Saturday, January 29, 2011

Complete the Caption

What's going on here? A woman dressed for spanking, and a man who seems interested. But does size matter? What is their conversation about?

Complete the He said, She said caption, either by leaving a comment or by sending me an email, and we will settle this age-old question tomorrow.

From Hermione's Heart


Michael said...

His point of view:

"Hey Amazon girl, don't you know size doesn't matter."

Her point of view.

"Spank me? I don't think so, Tom Thumb. Now let's get those jeans down so I can teach YOU a lesson, young man. "

Jonathan said...

"It's been a fantasy of mine to be spanked by a hobbit."

"Spank you? I think I'll ride you."


He said - "OH! You looked taller, in your Facebook Photos."


Anonymous said...

"Darling, this our new au paire, she going to look after you while I'm away next week. I've told her not to stand for any nonsense..."


Our Bottoms Burn said...

Bacall writes:

She said, "Hey little man, you can't spank me. I'm a big girl and big girls don't get spankings"

He said, "That's where you are wrong. My size may be small, but my paddles and my swing are very strong."

Raven Red said...

She says: "Spank me? Please, pick on someone your size"

He says: "Yes, I will spank you, size is mind over matter..and you have ample matter"

Dave said...

He says: "I...I really l-like your heels btw."

Daisychain said...
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Daisychain said...

He said, "BIG girls get BIG spankings...."
She said, "Well, not with your belt, it looks more like a shoe string to me...."


He said, "Bend over the chair..."
She said, "Never mind my bending over the chair, I think it would be more useful if YOU stood on it...."

ronnie said...

She said - "Well I'm ready for my spanking, do you need to get a chair to stand on?"

He said - "cheeky girl, I'm bigger than I look."


hairbrushedhubby said...

He said, somehow lady I don't think you will fit over my knee.
She said, Oh you have got the wrong idea, your wife wants me to give YOU a long hard bare-bottomed spanking with the hairbrush, so are we going to do this the easy way, or the hard way little man?

sixofthebest said...

He said. "It's been said big girls don't cry. So let's see after one of my 'six of the best' caning sessions, if this is true or not". She said. "Okay little man, I'll take you on."

Chross said...

He: What the ...?!
She: But Honey - aren't you glad? I just through your browser history and couldn't help but notice how long you've been looking for an enlargement!

Chross said...

there a "went" missing in the first sentence....