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What is on that gentleman's mind, as he surveys the bottom before him?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I'll publish your naughty and nice thoughts in the next post.

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What does this lovely horse think about his stablemate, and what's in store for her?


Simon(e): "Wow, at least he only uses the crop on me."

or "I wonder if she'll get a sugar lump afterwards."

Welcome Simon(e)

Sixofthebest: This is from the 'horse's mouth'. "Is this Hermione's voluptuous bare bottom I see before me?"

Daisychain: "So THAT'S an ass.... can't see how I can be related to THAT..."

A. Lurker: Is that what they mean by "being a horse's a$$"?

or "Now where did I put the other half of that costume?"

or "Young lady, your are ruining my shot. Now you will get cropped, and I ain't talking Photoshop."

Dave Wolfe: "Aw, Wilbur, you and Carol can be as kinky as you want, but do I haveta WATCH?"

Michael: "The inexperienced hitman for Don Corleone got it backwards when he was ordered to put a horse's head in the bed."

Kingspan: "My darling husband," read the note in the kitchen, "Despite your patient attempts to instruct me in the proper care of our beasts, I am afraid I have failed in my duties once again. Please come to the barn when you can to repair my foolish mistakes, and I shall accept whatever correction you choose to bestow."

CedenoGems: It's true what they say, the moon is looking fuller these days.

Anonymous: A horse is of course a horse of course...

Ronnie: 'Birches are soaking so it looks like my Lady Penelope is in trouble again.'

Red: First a hiding with a birch, then a very sore riding... followed by another hiding with the other birch...What a pleasurable day in the country.

Prefectdt: "Damn! Just to add to the saddle soreness."

Poppy: "Is someone going to make me some hay while this bum shines?"

Hermione: I escaped from the Royal wedding only to find this going on at home.


Thanks for joining me in some stable silliness this weekend.

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There appears to be some horsing around in the stable today. A bare bottom, plenty of leather, and a curious onlooker.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment or by sending me an email, and I'll publish your horse sense in the next post.

A big thank you goes out to Zelle for today's picture.

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This was the complete caption in the original cartoon panel, but here's how you completed the thought bubble:

Our Bottoms Burn: I never felt that Canadians were lacking in any way or for anything. But, I have changed my mind. It's a darn shame your cartoon people have so little ink that they can not finish their drawings.

Michael: "This is one sure way to get spanked, cutting class. I hope Dean Frobisher passes by soon on her regular morning walk."


Joey: "This is one sure way for you to be spanked; I will tell the Headmaster you missed class or you can get over my knee right now."

Prefectdt: "This is one sure way to get the attention of those guys who like their librarians STRICT!"

Red: This is one sure way for me to hide, but will the glasses still make people think that I am Clark Kent. Lois did threaten to spank me the next time she saw me.

James: I think she's thinking "he's late again", and I feel her thoughts are when he get here, he's going over my knee, and I won't stop until he gets the message.

Ronnie: "This is one sure way to spot Mary Jayne sneaking out of the school grounds; I'll make sure Mrs Forsythe finds out and then have pleasure of seeing her caned in front of the whole school in assembly tomorrow".

Sixofthebest: Hermione is reading an interesting 'galloping' spanking story, instead of concentrating on what to cook for her husband's meal tonight. So she is thinking "I'm sure it will be a 'hot rump steak'. A 'knickers down' rump steak. Mine to be exact".

Kingspan: "This is one sure way to get a vanilla husband to swat my behind. After all, he couldn't refuse a request to knock the dust off the back of my skirt when I sat on a dirty bench. Ooooh, I hope he tells me I'm dirty..."

CedenoGems: This is one sure way to get the naughty librarian to spank you for not turning in this book.

Dave: "This is one sure way to test out my spiffy new glasses, you see, and sit on this bench all day and do absolutely nothing."


I hope everyone is enjoying the long Easter weekend. See you next time for another eloquent picture that needs your finishing touch.

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What does this lovely lady mean by that? It wouldn't by any chance be a reference to giving or getting a spanking. Or would it? Does anyone know what comic strip this panel came from?

Complete the caption, and I'll publish your creative comments in the next post.

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This picture was on the front of the card Ron gave me for my last birthday. You have provided a good selection of very clever captions, and at the bottom of the post, I've included the one on the card. 

Kaki: Birthdays are a pane in the glass.

Sixofthebest: A 'window' of opportunity, seeing Hermione's voluptuous bare bottom.

Season: A little window dressing?

Ronnie: 'Now this should give the couple across the road something to look at.'

Badhad: They really should not have clear glass in the bathroom window.

Mick: Smile and the world smiles with you.

There appears to be a crack in that window! (couldn't resist another one).

Bogey: Bacall does a take off on Samatha of Sex In The City and says "I have spanked that fanny before."

A Lurker:  
1. As I walk by I remark to myself that the moon seems to be out a tad early tonight.

2. My IPod happens to be playing "I see a bad moon rising" as I stroll by.

3. I am in south Florida and I stop to ponder - "Is this what they mean by "Moon Over Miami"?

Raven Red: New movie trailer: Through the bottomed glass

Rogue: Hmmm, those pale cheeks could use a little blush.

Emanuele Lombardi: Blue Moon, You saw me standing alone

Michael:
♫ How much is that bottom in the window? ♫
♫ The one with the blushing tail. ♫
♫ How much is that bottom in the window? ♫
♫ I'll spank it 'til she does wail. ♫

Prefectdt: George Formby was having terrible flashbacks.

Hermione: The inside of the card said, "Birthdays are an ass in the pain."


Thanks to everyone who contributed. See you next week for something completely different.

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You're walking along a quiet street in the evening. You happen to glance at the window of a house as you pass by. But what's that? Is it really a bare bottom, or is the streetlight playing tricks? Whatever could be going on inside?

Complete the caption, either as a comment or in an email, and when I post your contributions I'll tell you where this picture came from.
 

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Daisychain: "When you said you were promoting me from being the back end of the pantomime donkey, this is NOT what I thought you meant..."

Ronnie: The pony girls have their annual outing.

Sixofthebest: The lady driving the cart, says to the two naughty ladies, pulling the cart. "I want no 'horsing' around up front. Do you here me you two 'naughty whipper-snappers'.

Red: Now I understand the Chubby Checker song that started: " It's PONY TIME, get up" lovely kink...

Velvet: Wrong costumes girls. Get those clothes off now!

Prefectdt: The article in the 1911 newspaper "The Heartbridge Standard" carried the following headline.

Mistress Goodbody, proprietor of The House of Questionable Delights (No. 12 Cherry Tree Road), finds a solution to the great pony shortage dilemma.

Tender Bottomed Girl: I'll be glad when we get the pony out of layaway. :)

Bonnie: "Now you know why we wear these bustles."

Michael: Ladies Penelope Rhys-Jones and Felicia Gladstone lost their bet to Dame Patricia Forsythe and Lady Vivian Covington-Smythe so were now paying off with a weekend of servitude. The pony play wasn't too bad but tonight at the grand ball they were to serve the guests, their friends, while wearing nothing but split-back drawers. Lesson learned. Never again would they wager on whose husband could use the cane the hardest.

Devlin O'Neill: "Do not regard me thusly! Until someone develops a horse that will not do its business right in front of me, I shall convey myself through the streets in this wise, thank you very much."

Hermione: When the two ladies were invited to try the new "horseless carriage", little did they know what was in store for them.

Thanks for joining me this weekend. See you next time for something a little more exposed.

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Here's an interesting snapshot from days gone by - four women set for an outing. I don't know about you, but this seems kinky to me.

Complete the caption and leave it as a comment or send me an email. I will publish your speculations in the next post.

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Here's what you said about this imposing statue. (Warning - some of them are real groaners.)

Prefectdt: Booty is in the eye of the beholder.

Red: Here's looking at you kid.

Kaki: This statue looks moonstruck.

Bonnie: Are your eyes red and sore...?

Season: ♬ I see London, I see France, I don't see your underpants ♬

Ronnie: When the moons hit your eyes like a big pizza pie.

Sixofthebest: Heroine this ancient stutue is so old it's 'behind' the times we live in.

Joeyred51:  I saw this statue on the Greek Island of Mykinos. It is the Greek god Buttus. He was the love child of Athena and Bacchus. In Athens, there is an ancient stadium: the Gluteus Maximus forerunner of the Circus Maximus. There is a constellation with his name that is behind the Orion constellation. This statue commemorates his encounter with his mom Athena in which he was punished for gross misbehavior at one of his dad's wild parties. He said "Mom, did you have to use the paddle of Zeus?"

Michael: Worst case of ASStigmatism I have ever seen!

A Lurker: "I see red people!"

Em: I see a spanking in your future.

Hermione: At the annual festival, maidens offered bundles of birch twigs as a sacrifice to the Great Spanker.

Thanks for participating. See you all next week, same spank time, same spank channel.

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This ancient statue has something on its mind.  What might that be? Is he or she a guardian, a prophet, or a deity? That's up to you.

Complete the caption and I will publish your prophetic utterances in the next post.

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You may have seen this post before, but due to technical difficulties I omitted some extremely funny captions. I am republishing it today so you can enjoy them with me. My sincere apology to those of you I missed.

Here's the original dialogue in the cartoon.

Now here are your imaginative captions:

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Michael

"George, do I have a cowlick? Is that why you're bringing me my hairbrush?"

"Alice, this brush is for licks of a different kind. This will teach you not to flirt with the milkman. Over my lap you go!"

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Sixofthebest

She says, "I'm sorry I dented your Rolls Royce car."

He says, "Well my dear, I'm now going to raise your dress up. Pull down your knickers, and dent your bare bottom with this hairbrush. A hundred times over."

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Prefectdt

Her - "I've gotten you a nice present dear."

Him - "Goddammit woman, another hairbrush! How many times do I have to tell you that I use a comb not a brush? This is the sixth hairbrush that you've given me this year. What the hell do you expect me to do with them all?"

Her - *Blushes, smiles, raises her skirt and bends over the sofa*

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Ronnie

"Mary, come here and bend over my desk. Quality control says we have a problem with the handles of our hairbrushes so I need you to assist me in testing one."

"Oh me Mr Pritchard? I'd be more than happy to, should I lift my skirt?"

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Bonnie

She: But honey, I have to go sit for my exam.

He: When I get done with you, you're going to have to do all of your sitting standing up!

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Hermione

She: "You haven't signed the letters, sir."

He: "You've misspelled my name for the last time. You're getting a typing lesson over my knee!"

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A Lurker:

Ok, here's one:

Randy: I've told you not to leave your things in my office. When I finish my presentation tomorrow I will be using this on more than your hair.
Bonnie: Well, you know what they say, eh? Hair today, Bon tomorrow!

And another,

Grant (sternly): Sara, I told you yesterday to put this away or there would be consequences. Now wait for me in the bedroom and we will find another use for this.
Sara: Whatever! GRANTed, this has happened before.

And last but certainly not least,

Hermione: Oh! I've been looking for that hairbrush.
Ron: Yes Hair-mione and now you will get it back!

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That was fun! Please come back next week for a very unusual picture that needs a caption.

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This panel from a comic strip has been around the interwebs for a while, but unfortunately, the speech balloons have been erased. What do you suppose they are saying? It looks like he is angry and she is in trouble, but that's up to you to decide. Can you fill in the empty balloons with a she said, he said that explains the situation?

Leave your contribution as a comment or send me an email. I'll publish the restored cartoon, plus your own take on this scene, tomorrow.

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You supplied these captions, and they're all winners!

Velvet: Sore Loser.

Prefectdt: "The coach's new training method for improving forehand smashes was proving both effective and popular with the team."

Ronnie: "OK girls and boys, line up and I'll demonstrate my forehand smash."

Raven Red: "Where does the name Ping Pong originate from? Okay, on the left cheek we have Ping, and on the right cheek, we have Pong."

Sixofthebest: "It's time to raise her dress on high, and make her knickerless bottom cry."

Anonymous: Left, right or centre, this is sure gonna hurt you more than it does me.

Bonnie: How come she always gets to go first?!

Kingspan: No sex, drugs or rock and roll for our teenagers! Why, last Saturday, those clean-cut, freckle-faced darlings spent hours in our basement just playing ping-pong.

Hermione: Twelve more whacks and I get to be team captain.


That was an exciting game! Join us next week for something completely different.

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These young people from way back when are having a wonderful time. Spanking has been popular for a long time.

Someone has already supplied a caption for this photo but I know you can do better.

Complete the caption and leave it in a comment or send me an email. I will post your ideas tomorrow.

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This picture was challenging, but I love all of your excellent captions. I have also added two of the best captions from Historic LOLs.

Prefectdt: "Hippogriffs, what a great excuse to wear both jodhpurs and a flying helmet. Honey! Get my riding crop please."

 Mick: Wherever she's going, she forgot her clothes.

 Ronnie: "Fare thee well my love, I must ride my hippogriff for he will be offended if I don't but wait for my return and then you can spanke me."

Kaki: "Hurry, we need to return Buckbeak back to Hagrid and get to Hogwarts before curfew. I wonder how many points I will get for being out of uniform?"

Scunge: Hermione says "Wheeeeee there goes the last of my uniform I feel so FREE!"

Michael: "Princess Hermione, astride Erubescence, her personal hippogriff, searches the realm of Callipygia for the Golden Paddle which when spanked upon her royal derrière will begin the Moon festival where all the women of the land are spanked on their bare bottoms beneath the full moon."

LittleMonkey: "Daddy, Daddy, I want to ride the spanking-go-round next!"

Little Butterfly: "Yes, Sir, I know I'm not aloud to ride the hippogryph naked, but... catch me if you can!!" 


Kaelah: "It had been a wonderful night. Her new lover was handsome, a lot of fun and a very skilled spanker indeed. In the morning he had given her one last long, delicious hand spanking. That's why she had finally been a bit late for her Monday morning business meeting, though. So she had decided to take one of the express hippogriffs. She had packed everything as fast as possible: her weekly presentation, the hand-outs and her other business papers. Still, as she left in a hurry, waving him goodbye, there was this strange gut feeling that she might have forgotten something important..."

Season: "Just as Snape was about to take a cane to innocent angelic Hermione, the hippogriff swooped in and rescued her. Although in the rush she forgot to grab her clothes." 

Raven Red: " You rather do look fetching in your birthday suit, hope the hippogriff is taking you straight home though..."

Thank you for playing, and thank you for all the birthday and blogaversary good wishes. You will all be happy to know that I did get a very good birthday spanking from Ron. I even counted the strokes out loud, but I won't tell you how many there were!

See you all next week!

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This woman will have to eat her words when she reads these shockers:

Michael: "Dear, this is a paddle, this is a spreader bar and these are nipple clamps; now please undress."

SixoftheBest: President Obama has invited Sarah Palin to visit him in his Oval Office. And has promised to give her a 'spanking good time'.

Kingspan: Thank you, but my language is not the point of this discussion, young lady. What you said was shocking to me and the Vicar, and there is a bar of soap and a hairbrush in your immediate future.

Anonymous: Well let's try out our new Tens unit and see if that can shock you.

Ronnie: "I'm leaving you and by the way, I've just won £52 million on the lottery."

Prefectdt: "I've set fire to the cotton wool that you stuffed in your ears."

Pink: "Sometimes, when I'm spanking you, I pretend you're my Uncle Irv. Except Irv never looked so good in petticoats."

Redxxx: Ron just wrote on a blog that Hermione has started spanking him, and it is not consensual. She simply decided it was time Ron felt the back of a hairbrush, not just holding the handle.

Hermione: You may be the CEO, but you forgot to draw the drapes last night. I saw you over your husband's knee, getting what you deserve.
 
Thanks for having some shocking fun together.  Next week there will be a very special celebration. I hope you will all join me.

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What did someone say to this lady that would prompt her to say this? I'll bet my readers can come up with something that will shock her, even though she's been around the block a time or two.

Leave your shocking suggestion, invitation, warning or innuendo as a comment or in an email. I'll post them - if I dare - tomorrow.

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Here are your captions for this unusual encounter in the park.


Anonymous: "Does this dress make my butt look fat?"

Daisychain:  "That butt is just like mine...but I wish mine were hard as iron too."

Our Bottoms Burn: I think it's a mannequin that someone is having some fun with.

Prefectdt: The Wilmington Post headline read: "Wilmington's most spankable butt is honoured with a statue in the park."

Season: "Honey, In honor of National Act Like a Statue day, let's go to the park. The rule is that you need to pose with whatever statues we come across."

"Hrumph! We couldn't have gone to see the Statue of Liberty?"

Michael: Artist's model, Cassandra Callipygian, visited the park everyday still angry that the city had run out of money to finish the rest of her statue.

Poppy: I think this is a cunning plan to get the statue spanked instead of the innocent girl and in doing so have Top's hand break so that he cannot do her any harm for yonks.

Kuaitomboblo: "I can stand here in this park as long as you, statue.. " 

Ronnie: "I'm sure my bottom isn't that big, is it?"

Bonnie: "How could she possibly have thought of it first? She hasn't even got a head!"

Sixofthebest: "Butt officer, why are you giving me a ticket. I'm parking my butt, not my car in this park".

Kaelah: […] Unfortunately, the sculptor forgot to tell his model that the statue was finished. And so she stood in the park, posing for the long-gone sculptor ever after...

Raven Red: "The next person that flips a coin, asking heads or tails, will be severely spanked!"

Kingspan: Henceforth, the Cast Iron Bottom award shall be presented annually to the spankee over whom the most paddles are broken.

Red: "I am NOT going to go topless."

Dave Wolfe: Here are two finely sculpted derrieres, but which one is actually the hardass?

Hermione: "The next time I pose for a statue I'll wear a matching pair of boots."

Emanuele Lombardi: Didn't I tell you this was my sculpture officer. Do you need any more evidence?


Welcome to our new contributors, and thanks, everyone, for playing. Next week, there will be an implement to guess, and be warned: it's a toughie. 

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I can't even begin to imagine what's going on in this photo. Why would there be a statue of a topless bare bottom in the middle of a park? And who owns the live bottom beside it? Is it the model? A wannabe? A tourist?

Tell me what's happening by leaving a caption as a comment or in an email. I will post your suggestions tomorrow.