Friday, January 14, 2011

Bottoms by the Pound

Only four ounces? Why, mine weighs at least three pounds.

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

:) Good one!

Our Bottoms Burn said...

I have on good authority that this happened when Herimone was checking out last week.

Libby said...

I'm afraid I spit coffee on that one, Hermione!
Very funny!


ronnie said...

LOL, I did the same as Libby, my computer is covered in tea now.

Thanks Hermione.


Mitch said...

I wonder if the store advertised this with a window poster? Just think of the crowds they could generate. "Y'all got any of that ass left?"

sixofthebest said...

How about this one Hermoine. For over 60 years I've been a loyal soccer [ football ] fan, of one of England's premier team's called. 'Arse'nal'. Up the Gunner's, even before I became, a 'spanko'. True story. Hermoine, true story.

Erica said...

ROFL!!! Oh, I love it.

So, the proofreader's mind has to figure it out -- did they mean Assorted Succulents? (a type of plant)

Hermione said...

Asian dyna - Welcome!

Bogie - It's entirely possible.

Libby - Oops. Sorry!

Ronnie - Oh, dear, now I've done it.

Mitch - That would be something to see. I wonder...

6otb - LOL that's a good one!

Erica - I can't think what else would be assorted and succulent, except they don't sell plants by the pound. Although maybe they were chopped up for salad.


Anonymous said...

very cheap price for a piece of ass!

Hermione said...

Red - I'm glad you said that and not me!


Daisychain said...

choked on my coffee!!! Nearly spat it all over my keyboard, lol!!! xxxx