Looks can be deceiving...the men agreed to help Charlotte practice her circus act on the beach. But, it was she who felt the sting on her backside later. (SNP)
Frank and Bruno employ some unusual methods in training for the Charles Atlas look-a-like contest. (SNP's husband)
Whip crack-away, whip crack-away, whip crack-away. "I wish Freda wouldn't take her part as Clamity Jane quite so seriously and why always practice on the beach.
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"Yes, boys, the sand IS hot today. Maybe you'll remember to pack my flip flops next time we go to the beach."
Looks can be deceiving...the men agreed to help Charlotte practice her circus act on the beach. But, it was she who felt the sting on her backside later. (SNP)
Frank and Bruno employ some unusual methods in training for the Charles Atlas look-a-like contest. (SNP's husband)
" I said move, now move it"
Cue music:
"Sand and shells are annoying as hell"
"But whips and chains excite me"
(apologies to Rhiana)
R.
Whip crack-away, whip crack-away, whip crack-away. "I wish Freda wouldn't take her part as Clamity Jane quite so seriously and why always practice on the beach.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Since donkeys had been banned from the sand, Crampton Upon Sea's annual beach front race had taken on a whole new image.
Prefectdt
Dammit, Mike, when I asked you if she would be game for a threesome, this is NOT what I had in mind....
Looks like the left one could be Hitler...
"On Dasher, On Dancer..."
Guy 1 "'Sure thing,' he says. '100% certain. Safe bet, no way we can lose' he says."
Guy 2 "I swear it's worked before, every single time."
Her "Next time don't bet with a girl with a degree in calculus and another in statistical analysis. Now quit talking and CRAWL!"
"I preferred it when we could have animals in the circus. This Cirque du Soleil stuff is too much like hard work."
"You're right, Fred. Your wife is kind of cranky before she has her first cup of coffee."
This is the last time I agree with a women about what a stallion I am.
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