You Completed the Caption

This is my favourite caption from the Cheezburger Network. And now here are yours.

Joey: "Are you smoking on our bed?"
"Yes."
"You know I hate that stink in our bedroom!" "Down with your pants."
The wife has him bend over the bed in position and pulls the belt from the loops. Scolding her husband, she gives him a thrashing until he is red.
"Now get in the corner until I am finished preparing myself for dinner and no rubbing."

Bobb: Do these knickers make my bum look big?
No darling your bum makes your bum look big.

Six of the best: He said. "You look ravishing my darling wife, wearing suspender-belt and stockings. Even more so when, when I take your knickers down, and give that bare bottom of yours a blushing good spanking."

SNP: "We've discussed this many time, dear. Tonight is maintenance night as normal. But, we don't have time before the dinner party. You put on your pretty dress and we'll get going. And, remember love, your attitude from this point forward will determine if we move from maintenance to punishment later."

SNP's husband: "You're looking rather slim, Virginia." 

Spouses are always welcome to join in the fun!


Sunnygirl: "You're not ready yet. I always have to wait for you."
"You know you love the view, quite complaining."

A. Lurker: Hermione: Sorry I'm late getting ready but I had to post "Complete the Caption" before we left.
Ron: You have been warned many times about leaving things to the last minute. I noticed that in your haste you reposted the picture from Nov 12/11. Mark my words, we will be dealing with all this when we get home tonight!


Thanks for pointing out the duplication. I should be spanked for that!


Spanky: "I told you putting a sink in the bedroom was a terrible idea. Come to bed before I put you over my knee!"

Prefectdt: "You want to cane me for smoking on the bed! It was your dumb idea to put a bed in the bathroom in the first place."

Ricky: OK, I'm sorry I forgot our anniversary. By the way, which one was it?
Where are you going?

Ronnie: "Henry, how many times have I told you not to smoke in the bedroom. Now put it out and go and fetch the bath brush, maybe sitting on a sore bottom at dinner will help you remember."

Simon: You do realise that you're in the wrong hotel room don't you?


I hope everyone in the UK is enjoying the four-day weekend in celebration of our Queen's Jubilee. See you all next time!