Saturday, October 13, 2012

Complete the Caption

spank the monkey
A spanking on the side of the road - that's something you don't see every day. Or is it? What is the young lady's opinion of her boyfriend's actions?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your captions in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart

16 comments:

garyntboy said...

And I thought that spanking the monkey meant something else

ricky said...

You naughty boy, you!
(hint, hint!)

sixofthebest said...

The man said to his wife. "You're next my dear. And your's will be given on that voluptous bare bottom".

Ms. Betty said...
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Lady Koregan said...

That's very cute, dear, but I don't believe for one minute it was the doll that broke the window.

Now stop playing and come inside...

Ana said...

Him: And if you ever try to sass me, I'm going to put you over my knee just like this...

Her: You think so?

Him: Yes, and I'm going to raise my hand like this...

Her: Honey, I know you're mad at me for spanking you...but it was for your own good. Now stop messing around and get back in the car. We have some talking to do.

sunnygirl said...

Your turn next, dear

ronnie said...

Stop delaying your going to get spanked whether you like it or not.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Anonymous said...

Come on Ron; it's my turn now.

Kiki

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

In those days of little or no birth control, Janet had refused Brad's suggestions of pre marital sex and had told him that he would just have to be satisfied with spanking the monkey for now.

Brad did not understand what she was talking about but was willing to give it a try.

Prefectdt

Minelle Labraun said...

Stop joking! You are not really going to spank me like that toy monkey.....
Are you?

Young Lady said...

It gave me a couple of thoughts :)

1. Brad had a very creative way of proposing, but it showed Marcia he really understood her.

2. Honey, THIS is what I want you to do to me ok??

Bonnie said...

"Oh, you wicked, wicked monkey!"

vfrat25000 said...

Cole Porter explains the plot to Kiss Me Kate in terms that even “Bubbles” McGillicutty could understand

Bad Monkey…You should not have swatted that pretty lady on the bottom…Bad Monkey!

50 Shades of the Grey Monkey

Jim…Could you please come out to Benton’s Corner. Your brother Carl is off his meds again and is standing off the side of the road Spanking his Monkey. Good Heavens NO…not that Monkey! A stuffed monkey! All Right I’ll wait with him until you get here.

Just ignore me lady. I am pledging the Kappa Gamma Fraternity. In a little bit I have to go to the nudie bar with a handful of Monopoly money

It’s the Monkey’s 21st birthday. Later I’m taking him to the All You Can Eat Clam Buffet at the Old Fisherman’s Bar & Grill and get him plastered. You only turn 21 once.

A. Lurker said...

1/ Carl realized there was only one way he would ever get that monkey off his back.

2/"Jacques, plstop fooling aroud! We need to be in Ste. Justine de Quelque Chose by 2pm!"

R.

thefolkswholiveonthehill said...

You really do need glasses!