Thursday, April 14, 2016

Complete the Caption

I have something special for you today that I stumbled across. Once I saw it, I knew I wanted to see what kind of captions you, dear readers, would invent for it.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish them on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

Please honey I need a spanking so bad. Put me OTK and spank me good I want it so bad.

UInk Poetry said...

"I heard rocking my hips like this burns off calories, what do you think, Sir?"
Fun idea what you have done here.
Jay owner of UInk Poetry

Simon said...

Sally's method of polishing the floor wasn't actually very effective but for reason her employer Mr Smith never complained.

Roz said...

Hurry up, I haven't got all day. It won't spank itself.

Kingspan said...

The neighborhood charades party broke up shortly after Alyssa drew the phrase "I need a spanking."

sixofthebest said...

"At my request. My master gave me 'six of the best'. Yes, with the cane, and Wow! did it pain.. With my knickers down, I said with a frown".

Anonymous said...

Think you can spank a moving target? You won't know unless you try.

This is exactly how I'm going to grind around on your lap when you spank me. And the harder you spank me, the faster I'm going to wiggle. Think you can handle it?

My bottom's just itchin' for a switchin'.

Oh, baby, you know how much I love a good spanking. Just thinking about being over you knee and feeling your firm hand on my bottom has got me all revved up and ready to go.

Am I acting naughty enough now to get you to spank me?

Anonymous said...

Well, you did tell me to move my ass, didn't you?

I'm just getting started. Wait till you see how fast it moves once you warm it up. You do know how to warm up it up, now, don't you?

Think you can make my bottom as pink as my panties?

I can't help it. Just thinking about the spanking you're going to give me makes my butt go crazy.

That's it. Just watch my bottom. Keep your eyes on my bottom. That's it. You're getting very sleepy. Very sleepy. That's it. Now, you're under my spell.

Okay, ladies, once he's got you pinned in place over his knee, you want to move your bottom up and down like this in rhythm with the spanking. This will show him just how much you're enjoying it, and it will also encourage him to give you the sound spanking you crave for being such a naughty lady. Believe me, if you follow my instructions, by the time he's finished, your bottom won't be the only thing on fire ... and he'll be more than ready to quench all of yours, and his, naughty desires.

Anonymous said...

You know how much I love twerking ... and how you said twerking was very naughty ... and how you forbid me to do it any more and said you'd set my bottom on fire if you caught me doing it ... and how I love to be stubborn and do what I want even if it upsets you ... and how much I love it when you treat me like a naughty girl and give me a sound spanking for disobeying you? Well, it occurred to me if I was able to keep twerking while you were spanking me for twerking, I could get you really angry and you'd blister my bottom until I couldn't sit down for a month. Was I right?

ronnie said...

Do you think my bum looks big?


Baxter said...

Your challenge today, sweetie, if you agree to it is to try to spank a moving target, in other words, my bubble butt. All you have to do is to decide with what you are going to spank me with and how hard. If you succeed in spanking my butt and stilling my motion, your reward will be a mind blowing orgasm for both of us


Bonnie said...

I see we've added sweet rolls to the breakfast menu.

Vfrat25000 said...

The day the earth stood still!!!

The only way Charlotte, the new teacher, could explain the mechanics of an earthquake was to use visual aids.

Today and today only ladies and gentleman you can purchase the famous BUTT-oh-RAMA Exercise DVD for only $20.00

The movement of that women’s rear end and a cat trying to hack up a hair ball have a disturbing similarity.

Hurry up Harold and snap the photo I am getting a major linoleum burn.

Sally, the paramedic, seemed to draw an impressive number of male CPR students over all the other instructors.

Do you see anything you like?
Not really. As I said before I am here to examine your tax records from 2014!

Anonymous said...

t’s called sexercise, and it’s a whole lot more fun if two people do it together. Want to be my partner?

I’m practicing for the “Whack My Butt” tournament and I could use some help. All you have to do is sit down in that chair over there, put me across your lap, and whack my butt with one of those toys, I’m partial to the wooden spoon, every time I thrust it up in the air. … Well, yes, it does hurt, but you know what they say, “No pain, no gain.”

Are you sure you don’t want to spank me?

Sir Wendel Jones said...

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.