Thursday, December 28, 2017

Complete the Caption

New Year's Eve parties are always fun, and the one this pair is attending is no exception. Was she naughty or nice during the holidays?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish them on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart


Aimless Rambling said...

I think she was naughty and she's getting a reminder about what's going to happen later.

Anonymous said...

She is saying, forgetting feeling, spank it or your getting nothing later on.

Anonymous said...

Nice bottom but naughty mouth. She’s made a New Year’s resolution to be more polite in 2018.

To help her get off on the right foot, he’s promised to lift her dress at the stroke of midnight and to spank that pretty silver spangled bottom. Since the party guests have all experienced the unpleasant side of her wayward tongue, they’ll be offered the chance to swat her bottom a few times as well.

The party will go on, but her panties won’t be returned. They’ll be hung on the chandelier as a reminder.


Anonymous said...

Man: You're bottom's still so hot from that spanking your husband gave you that I can feel the heat through your dress.
Woman: Which is why my New Year's resolution is to not sit down until my bottom cools off.
Man: Well, judging by the way you're behaving, that might be a long time.
Woman: Exactly.

WendelJones said...

Ring in the New Year the old fashioned way: A Spanking.

ronnie said...'s not going to spank itself.


Anonymous said...

Man: My New Year's resolution is to spank this fine bottom of yours next year whenever you give me a reason.
Woman: My resolution is to give you as many reasons as I can.

Woman: How would you like to count down to New Year's by smacking my bottom?
Man: How soon can I start?

Woman: I was hoping Santa would give me a spanking for Christmas, but I didn't get what I wanted. So now my New Year's resolution is to find myself bare bottom up over a nice gentleman's lap when the clock strikes 12. Think you can handle that?
Man: It would be my pleasure.

Anonymous said...

Spanking countdowns in every time zone? Please!

Baxter said...

Woman: Well, big boy, ya think you can handle this naughty bottom of mine?
Man: Honey, I have handled many a naughty bottom like yours
Woman: Well, then go ahead and give me a spanking and try to make me cry.
Man: Oh I will make you cry, all right.
Woman: If you do, then I will be yours forever. You just have to have the stamina to spank my bottom all the time.
Man: game on

Dave said...

This lady is demonstrating the proper way to spank a mans' hand , using only her bottom.

Simon said...

Why didn't you warn me that your dress was covered in superglue?