Anon 1: Lost her phone.
Anon 2: Searching for her dignity.
Anon 3: This would be a lot more enjoyable if I had a cushion to kneel on!
Baxter: Dammit, where are my key to the office and my company phone? The boss said he would blister my ass if I lost either and now I am going to get a double blistering. Oh woe is me. Of course, I could always pleasure him on my knees after I go over his.
Anon 4: Could you not have asked for this before we left the house?
Simon: Sally wasn't absolutely convinced that this was part of the sobriety test.
Bernie: Can't we do this on the side without the steering wheel?
Mitch: Why does everyone say I'm half-ass?
Amy: "I'm trying but it's stuck! Why did you put it in there in the first place?"
Sir Wendel: Well that is one way to pass the driving road test.
Dave: Jack has Jill convinced this is how to charge an electric vehicle.( Jack doesn't own an electric vehicle.)
Anon 5: This relationship is all about pain and pleasure ... my pain and his pleasure. First my bottom, now my knees. What other parts of my body am I going to have to sacrifice to satisfy his many desires?
Anon 6: If he ever expects me to do this again he’d better get a car with a back seat.
Hermione: Darn! Where did my keys go? I'll have to walk home now.
I love all your explanations, and there's more 'splaining to do at brunch, coming up next.
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