Monday, April 15, 2019

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for April 14

What is your oldest implement, or the one you have had the longest?

Wendel: The first implement we bought was a paddle. Got it from a highway gift shop we stopped at heading to the Smokey Mountains. Says “For best results apply to bare bottom”. I carried it up the mountain trail and when we reached the end of the trail and sure no one was around I took it out and paddled the Misses’ bare bottom as recommended. She said her bottom was so sore it was difficult to pull her pants back up. The paddle did its job and it has been a favorite ever since.

Yorkie: They’re all the same age - about 8 years old.

Roz: I think our oldest implement is a leather paddle, followed by a wooden spoon which is more like a paddle. Probably 8 to 10 years old and neither get much use nowadays.

Simon: My Mistress has a wooden spoon with a skull and crossbones painted on it. She has had it since I met her so it's at least 25 years old and still imparts a hell of a sting. She used to have a crop with a leather head shaped and painted like a cat which she really liked but then, inevitably, she broke it across my bottom. Despite me pointing out that it was at least 15 years old she blamed me and I received quite a thrashing for breaking it.

Devlin:I call my oldest implement the Erica Belt, because it's the one I used on Erica Scott in the Shadow Lane video "Stand Corrected" fifteen years or so ago. I bought the belt at a department store in Minneapolis in the mid-80s, which was about the time Shadow Lane was coming of age as a spanking publication powerhouse. Three or four years ago, I finally retired the Erica Belt as a fashion accessory and got a new one to adorn my trousers. It, too, I have used to spank girls' bottoms. But the vintage Italian leather holds an honored place, draped over the inside bedroom doorknob, and, on occasion, I will send a naughty young lady, her bottom already bare and warm from a hand spanking, there to fetch it. I have it on good authority that the belt has lost none of its sting over the decades, and my girls look on it with a mixture of fear, yearning, and, I like to think, reverence.

Barrel: Our oldest implement we have is a 24”, black riding crop I bought at a tack shop 37 years ago. It was has been employed regularly over the years to the extent that the leather on the business end is fraying. While still in service, my wife prefers the hairbrush or hard plastic paddle over her knee before intimate moments. We seem to have graduated to a heavy strap I built from a luggage shoulder strap and two delrin canes for extended sessions.

Bonnie: Our oldest implement is also one of our first. Not long after Randy and I began experimenting with spankings, I shared my wooden sorority paddle. For a while, that paddle and my hairbrush were our only implements. Despite years of vigorous application, that paddle never split and is still in service.

QBuzz: A leather belt that I have owned since I was a teenager and therefore has the distinction of having being used on (and by) all of my partners who were into spanking!

Ronnie: A Christmas paddle was one of the first real implements we had followed by the Rose Leather paddle. We still have both. The rose paddle is still in use, thankfully the Christmas paddle only once a year.

Hermione: I've had the dressage whip for over 40 years, from when I competed in dressage. But our oldest implement is probably an antique ivory hairbrush that I found in a thrift shop. I can't estimate its age, but it's probably at least 100 years old, and still very durable!

That was quite a trip down memory lane!

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...


We don't have any real old ones as we have found a few in recent years years that we like better. Our s are all more of the "whip" variety than the "paddle" type. Irene has not used a paddle or hairbrush on me in years it seems - not that we ever discussed it, just sort of happened.

One fun thing about spring in our area is finding the wild plum trees that send up shoots - nice pliable straight whippy things that are as delicious on a hot bottom has lemonade on a summer's day. So one or more of those will soon be our NEWEST implement. But we don't call them "implements" - we pretty much call them all "whips".


Anonymous said...

When we married, my wife received a gift from my mom. It was a ping pong paddle that my mom used
on me when I was a boy.It hangs today in our kitchen and has been used often on my married man's