Thursday, December 17, 2020

Complete the Caption

This handsome couple is having an intimate conversation about...well, who knows? You decide.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment. I will populate your thought balloons on Saturday, right before brunch.

From Hermione's Heart

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reginald: "Constance darling, that new experiment we tried?.....the one you called 'fisting'? Utterly enlightening! I feel like a whole new person, open in ways I've never been before.....but dearest....where is your glove?"

Constance: "I am glad you are having such an epiphany due to our adventure, Reginald, because the answer to your question lies deep inside you."

Anonymous said...

Him: So give me another clue about what you want most for Christmas?

Her: Jeez, another one? OK Einstein. It rhymes with 'thanking' and what I'm sitting on.

Him: You're happy having a place to sit and want another settee for Christmas?

Her: No... a new boyfriend!

Tex

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

Him - I am so glad that the bra has not been invented yet

Her - But the birch has been around for ages. I'll just go and get mine, lecher!

Prefectdt

Anonymous said...

Him: Delightfully, you would like me to stand up and lower my pants and undergarments, so you can give me a taste of what married life will be like!

Her: Yes dear, then you will lay yourself over my lap so I can soundly spank your bottom delightfully red.

bottoms up dear
Red

WendelJones said...

Joffrey: Dearest Betty, if we were like Rose and Jack after the Titanic sank, you would scoot over so I could climb on the door and save myself as well - Right?

Betty: F@#k no.

Anonymous said...

“Even a tiny spanking will turn your fair skin a delicious crimson.”

“If a tiny spanking is all you have in mind, there won’t be anything to kiss and make better”

Rosco