Thursday, February 3, 2022

Farewell Cane-iac

Yesterday I found a distressing email in my inbox. Cane-iac, the online emporium of quality spanking implements and accessories, is closing. Over the years I have purchased many ouchy high-quality items from them and had planned to do so again. Here is their announcement.

AND NOW,
THE END IS NEAR
AND SO WE FACE
THE FINAL CURTAIN

Yes, you heard it correctly.  After years of selling a vast assortment of affordable spanking toys we will be closing our doors by the end of the year or sooner.

We are going to continue to sell some of our most popular items and even have some new items we will offer.  But over time we will start to reduce the inventory and eliminate offerings.

So, if you see something you want, got to have, can't live without, we suggest you get it.  It could be the last time you ever see it again.  Also keep watching your emails for special deals and important announcements.

Hurry on over to Cane-iac and check out their stock before it's too late.

Or maybe you'd be interested in taking over the business. I Just spotted this at the bottom of the email.

Who wants to own a Spanking Toy Company?

Are you creative and like dealing with people?  Enjoy working with wood, leather and other materials? Maybe Cane-Iac could be for you.   If you have an interest email:  CaneMaster@Cane-iac.com

Any takers? Ronnie?
From Hermione's Heart

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear. Caneiac did have quite the assortment. Irene has arthritis in her hands so I have been looking for round handled implements.

We bought a birch once. It came in a cardboard nailing tube. Lots of fun but eventually came apart.

For those who like small whip, try the quirt from Teskey’s - deliciously intense.

Rosco

Roz said...

Hi Hermione,

Oh that is such a shame, thank you for letting us know. Hopefully someone may save the day? :)

Hugs
Roz

Anonymous said...

Why does "Caniac" sound like a kinky DC supervillain?

ronnie said...

Hermione, What a shame. I had no idea. Thanks for letting us know. Now there's a thought, I wonder.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Bonnie said...

I'm sorry to hear that, but I wish them well.

There is a fast food restaurant downtown called Raising Canes. They serve fried chicken fingers and I believe it's a chain. Anyhow, they have one meal called the Caniac. I wonder if it comes with hot sauce?