Season's Greetings

It's Christmas day, and I have a few kittehs to help us all celebrate.

Happy holidays from Ron and Hermione. Enjoy your day!

Wednesday WIN

A little collage that celebrates some of my favourite things.

The Beatles, young and older

Mr. Bean

LOLcats

Harry Potter

The book that shall not be named.

Hermione should be spanked for that last one, but I'll volunteer to take her place over Dumbledore's lap.


Happy hump day, everyone!

Another BDSM Kitteh

Kinkeh kitteh!

Big Butt Kitteh

Subby Kitteh

Big Butt Kitteh

Another Disciplinary Kitteh

This is obviously a domcat.

Disciplinary Kitteh

Has anyone ever said this to you?

SWAT Team

Did you think you were going to see a spanking picture?

Spanked by a Kitteh

One more time, with feeling

I was on my way upstairs last night, and had just put my foot on the first step when I felt a glancing blow on my right bottomcheek.

"Ow." It hadn't really hurt; in fact, I had barely felt it, but wanted to let Ron know his effort was appreciated.

"Wait a minute. That was not a good thing," Ron said. (He isn't a big fan of Martha Stewart, but he likes her favourite expression.) I paused and waited.

CRACK! A second, much harder swat landed right on target.

"OW!" This time I really meant it.

"There, that's better. That was a good thing. Off you go now," he ordered, and I resumed my ascent with one hand on the railing and the other on my bottom, rubbing it carefully.

It's nice to have such a conscientious husband.

High Five

Ron and I were assembling a small bookshelf, and you know how those things are. The instructions are often hard to understand, or there are parts missing, or the right tools for the job aren't available.

This time, however, everything went smoothly and we were finished in no time.

"Gimme a high five," Ron said, and we smacked the palms of our right hands together.

"No, wait," he ordered, and he reached around behind me and firmly swatted my bottom.

"What was that for?" I asked.

"That was even better than a high five. It was a low five," he explained.

Well, I can't argue with that. Give me a low five any day!

No Room

Tradition has it that at midnight on Christmas Eve, animals are given the gift of speech. This LOLcat will have a few choice words to say, I'm sure.

Crookshanks, Fang, Fluffy, Ron and I all wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

And if you're in the mood for a perfectly charming Christmas story, visit A Voice in the Corner.

LOL Day in Retrospect

Love Our Lurkers day is over for another year, but I wanted to share some of my thoughts about this annual ritual with you.

One blogger asked, "Is LOL day always this much fun?" The answer is yes!

Last year was my first LOL day and I enjoyed visiting the participating blogs and receiving comments on my own. This year I was more heavily involved in it so I got to see first hand how big it has grown and also to appreciate how much work, time and effort Bonnie puts into it each year. Let's give her a big round of applause!

Each time I left a comment on a blog, I was tempted to check the "receive followup comments by email" box, because I like to read other readers' comments too, but knew that my inbox would explode if I did.

In reading the various LOL day posts, I found out that some bloggers get 50 hits a day, some get 5000, and many more like myself are somewhere in between. Despite the wide range of readership, we are all important in what we contribute to this common interest that unites us.

I got a lot of hits on my blog that came from my profile. Maybe those readers will come back again. Some of the comments I received were from people who had not known about my blog, but had come for a look after seeing my comment on another blog. That's a very good reason for bloggers to try to visit all the participating LOL day blogs.

Another interesting fact was that, although I had lots of comments and a large number of new readers, the overall total number of hits for the day was down. I suppose the blogosphere was especially busy that day with so many blogs to visit, and some of my regulars couldn't make it.

Thank you to the lurkers and regular readers who took the time to visit me and leave a comment. Believe me, my blog is a labour of love and an important part of my life. Sometimes it's the only thing that keeps me sane.

I received more comments this year than last, and although they are all important to me, I was pleasantly surprised to get one from Chross, the mega-blogger who makes my stats jump skyward every time he features my blog in his "Spankings of the Week".

For the lurker who asked for advice: by all means allow your wife to spank you, as it seems that you and she both want the same thing. But as to what the future holds and how your relationship will change, that's for the two of you to talk over together.

See you all next year for LOL V.

Hugs,
Hermione

We've all had days like that

Plumber's Helper

Apologies to any plumbers who may be reading this.

Say what you really think

U had 2 many cheezburgers

Um, is it "Red"?

Or maybe it's "Cheezburger".

Have a safe, sane and happy Consensual Spanking Day!