Always Read the Label

My next-door neighbour (NN) has recently acquired some home help. The helper comes weekly to do cleaning chores that NN can no longer do for herself. I thought that was a good idea, and suggested that if the helper did the laundry,  it would save NN the problem of negotiating a flight of steep stairs down to the basement laundry room. She vehemently protested.

"No one else can do my laundry. My clothes have to be washed in a certain way. I always read the labels." 

Yeah, well, so do I, to a certain extent. If a garment has a label that says "Dry Clean Only" I don't buy it. I wondered what was so special about washing the baggy sweatsuits that are all she ever wears.

Read these labels carefully. Rinse. Repeat.

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

Friday FAIL

My good friend Erica sent me these photos of products with dubious labels. Google Translate has a lot to answer for.

Spanko Bracelets

I found these rubber bracelets in a dollar store (although you'll notice that they cost $2) and though what fun they would be in a spanking situation. Even the cardboard holder looks like an implement. This was meant to be used for OTK fun.

Perhaps at a spanking party, each bottom could wear one. Identify yourself as naughty, good, or otherwise, and await the results. Or you could wear one at home to indicate to your spanking partner what sort of mood you were in, and whether an attitude adjustment was in order.

Do you have any other ideas on how to use them?

Read the Label

I thought these undergarment shots were worth sharing with you.

Always read the label

Both pictures courtesy of the Cheezburger folks.