Wednesday WIN

Togetherness

While it's a well-known fact that the couple that spanks together stays together, there are other forms of togetherness.

An umbrella built for two. How sweet! (from boredpanda.com)

This is just too much togetherness!

From the Top Shelf - Enslaved

"The Slave" by Julia Morizawa is about a man and a woman who are passionately involved with one other, but only in. A physical way. They are not committed; love is not part of the equation. Well, not for a while, anyway. But here's a peek at some of their fun.

We liked to play games with each other. Our favourite was when he played the Master and I was his Slave. He'd call me up in the middle of the night and demand a full-body massage. If I was in the mood, which I often was, I'd make the short drive to his apartment, struggle to find parking, and enter his room at his complete service. When I'd arrive, I'd find him already in bed, lying on his stomach completely naked. I could see the stiffness in his toned, hairless back. The relaxed muscles of his ass. The blond hair coating the skin on his legs. I often wanted to climb on top of him right then and there. But I knew I had to be a good girl and be patient, giving him what he had called me over for first.... Sometimes the massage would last for as long as half an hour, but usually, he'd want to take it elsewhere after several minutes. He'd flip me over, interrupting his work.

"Get off of me! Lay down on the bed," he'd demand.

I'd do as I was told, knowing what would be coming. He kept a line of rope wrapped loosely around one of the bedposts. He'd use it to tie my wrists together above my head and secure me to the bed. I wasn't allowed to talk unless he gave me permission or wanted answer to a question. I'd have to finish everything I said with "Master."

...He'd ask me if he was better than other men. If he had more stamina. If he made me come better and faster. He'd demand I talk dirty to him. He'd demand I describe how I wanted him to fuck me and where. And who would be watching. Eventually, I'd say something that didn't satisfy him.

"That's not what I want to hear!" he'd scream.  Then he'd flip me over, my wrists still attached to the bedpost. He'd grab me by the waist and force me onto my knees. He'd pull his arm back and slap my ass. He'd slap me so hard I could feel the heat soar up into my arms. And he wouldn't stop until I'd apologized. I'd hold out until the pain was too much to take.

"I'm sorry, Master," I'd cry out. "Please forgive me, I'll do what ever you want, Master."

"Do you promise?"

"I promise, Master."

He'd stop the hits, but keep his hand tight around my ass, pulling the cheeks wide apart.

"I believe you," he'd respond. "But this will teach you to be more careful next time."

From The Mammoth Book of Best New Erotica, Volume 8, edited by Maxim Jakubowski.

You Completed the Caption

This ravishing sextet prompted some scintillating captions:


Simon: You know, I'm not sure this wall is really falling down at all.

or

The audition for the next big girl band seemed to have taken a rather unusual turn.

Karl Friedrich Gauss:  And it's "Up against the wall you redneck mothers"...

Our Bottoms Burn: for me, it would entering the promised land.

Six of the best: From my vantage point, I recognize all these voluptuous female bottoms. From left to right, their names are Hermione, Bonnie, Erica, Zelle, Haron, and Poppy. I can dream can't I?

Mindset: "Did I hear right...they turned the paddywagon into the PADDLE wagon!?!?"

Bonnie: "So if this is our initiation ceremony, what was last week's paddling for?"

Kingspan: Sir, can you tell us which of the girls in the lineup was the one who mooned you?

Ronnie: I thought for a police line up you had to face front.

Lea: One turns to the other and says, "Did you see the paddle he was getting? I don't think I care about getting into this sorority THAT much!"

Red: As the outlaw said to the girls, stick em up, and stick em out... :)

Daisychain: "No, Michael, it seems it was not any of these girls who sat on your chocolate bar...."

Richardmt: OK girls, on the count of three, stretch up and out.

fanz123: What do you mean, I can only spank one. You told me tonight was a free for all.

Red II: OK, then. Six of the best for six of the best.

Bobbie Jo: "Here's another fine mess we're in!"

"You can say that again. All we wanted was to have a little fun and then Ms. Smarty Pants over there decided it would be funny to put that paper bag full of dog poop on the principal's porch."

"And then she just HAD to ring the door bell and set it on fire!"

vfrat25000: The Texas University Cheerleading squad ran into a little trouble with airport security after Betty Lou tried to sneak three cans of hair spray on board their plane.

The last one to let go of the wall wins the wall. A WALL…! Megan you said we would win a new Ferrari. What the heck am I going to do with a WALL?

Ladies when you do “The Wave” at a Football Game, for crying out loud…Face the Players…!

Does anybody have any idea why we are standing here facing the wall with our arms raised up? I don’t have a clue but I saw Stefanie doing it and so I started doing it. Next thing I know there are six of us facing this wall. I hope no one is watching!

Michael: "Ready, Aim, Spank!"

bree512: They told me this was a speaking part in the film not a spanking part!

Prefectdt: When Miss Fynes decided it was time to give Johnny a good paddling, the eyehole-sized cracks, in the classroom wall proved to be very popular with the girls in the schoolyard.

Season: A new kind of shell game! Which imp is sporting a red bottom under her jeans? Place your bets!

Wordsmith: Pass it round girls - the sit down protest is cancelled until further notice...

Weave: Oh my, so ready to er, *help* them! Police lineups aren't what they used to be!!

Anonymous: "Place your hands against the wall, girls. It's time to pat you down."

Hermione: The new logo for the Moosejaw Mighty Mashers hockey team increased ticket sales by 300%.

Mitch: eenie, meenie, miney, moe ...
a paddle swat for you and you.


These little buns held roast beef.
These little buns held ham.
But these little buns got paddled.
Bam, bam, bam.


Thanks for spending part of the long weekend here. See you all next time!

Complete the Caption

Six lovely ladies lined up and waiting for...what?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your guesses as to who, what, where, when and why in the next post.

My First CHoS

I always look forward to reading Erica's popular Friday Correspondence Hall of Shame and Bonnie's Keyword Chaos. Unlike Erica and Bonnie, I don't have a lot of nonsense from my readers that I can share with you. My keyword searches tend to be some combination of Hermione and spanking. I don't get a lot of weird comments, messages, invitations or questions. But I did get this comment that made me laugh then scratch my head. The edited version is:

Hey Dear, I just want to say that your blog is amazing and outstanding.... I have big boobs and soft and salt ass. I know that most of adult want more sex entertainment dating site for getting enjoyment.

Now what the heck is a salt ass?

Buns of Steel

Neither can I. How about you?