We Three Kings (plus two)

Thank you, Boru, for starting my day with a chuckle.

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Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for February 9

Let's see your ideas for a spanko commercial.

 Rosco: Wife comes home. Garage door open. Lawn half mowed. She frowns.

Inside husband is watching the game, drinking beer. She frowns, had on hips. I warned you mister, she says.

The door shuts. Slaps are heard.

Wincing husbands is shown with bottle of lotion. Voiceover says the lotion is good after being in the sun for too long or all kinds of burning sensations.

Roz: I like the idea of an advert advertising the many uses for kitchen implements.

Wendel: The commercial starts with the husband at home improvement store looking over various items below the camera view. We see him loading a bag into his trunk.

Switch the wife at a home goods store looking over cooking and cleaning items below the camera view. We see her loading a bag into her trunk.

Back to the husband shopping at a clothing store. He looks over various items below the camera view. We see him loading a bag into his trunk.

The wife is at clothing store looking over various items. All are below the camera view so we do not get to see. We see her loading a bag into her trunk.

Both arrive home and intensely look over their purchases in separate rooms. All items are below the camera view.

Close up of the husband smiling. Close up of the wife smiling.

Both enter the living room standing in front of a massive TV. He is wearing an Eagles jersey. She is wearing a Chiefs jersey. They frown at each other then notice each is holding a leather belt with the tag still connected.

Close up of them smiling.

Switch to a back view of the two from the jersey up. They are cheering and shouting at the game on the TV. The camera pulls back revealing their bare, freshly whipped backsides.

Caption: “Team Rivalries Come and Go but Spanking is Forever”

Prefectdt: I would like to promote self-help groups and professional counselling for women who want to come out of the closet as dominant spankers. I feel that there are a lot more of them out there, than will admit it, because of the general preconceptions caused by the Patriarchy. Women who want to be a Top need to know that is an honourable thing, for all women of that ilk.

KDPierre: A voice-over says, "We've come a long way in respecting people's differences and choices..." as an artsy montage of various ethnic, special needs, and sexual identity 'pride' or awareness events are shown. The commercial then cuts to some TV or movie scene poking fun at the spanking kink portraying its participants as weird. The voice continues, "But obviously not far enough."

Cut to a close-up of a paddle on a nightstand, as the voice-over concludes, "Spankos. We'd much rather be the butt that gets smacked than the butt of a joke. It's 2025, and time for all lifestyles to be taken seriously."

Hermione: I would have an ad that describes glamping holidays with a difference: besides all the usual amenities, the yurts are fully equipped with a spanking bench, St Andrew's cross, various implements and lotions. Special rates for first-timers include a Dom or Domme to help novices along.

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #577

Welcome one and all to another weekend spanko brunch. This brunch is one we enjoyed exactly ten years ago, but I thought it would be fun to repost it since our readership has changed over time.

This is an important and exciting weekend for American football fans. On Sunday we will watch the jewel in the professional football season's crown - The Superbowl. For many, the most anticipated feature of the broadcast is the vast array of creative commercials. For those of us outside the US, they can only be enjoyed online but that's fine for non-football fans like me.

If you could create a one minute commercial about spanking, what would you choose to advertise? A service? A product? A blog or website? A location? What methods would you use to get your point across effectively? Would you use humour or would it be a serious spot?

Let your imaginations run wild.  Describe your commercial - briefly or in detail - in a comment, and I will publish your pitches on Monday. I can't wait to see what you come up with!

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Not so Naughty Signs

I promised you more signs, so here they are. Enjoy!

Happy Friday!

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Naughty Signs

These slightly naughty signs are sure to be a distraction when driving or even strolling through the mall.

 

More distracting signs coming up soon.

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Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for February 2

What venue do you draw the line at?

CEM: Anything that might draw unwanted attention, any location where there are mainstream people, is a hard no for me. I don't even like most PDA, so anything kinky that might be misconstrued as abuse or violence, something that might make someone call the cops, alarm kids, old people or vanilla "persons"... nope not doing that. 

Wendel: Any place where there are lots of people. Places we do engage in outside spanking are far removed from the general public so there is almost no chance of someone stumbling in on us.
If one or both of us are sick the spankings stop. 

Mija: My university office. 

Roz: Any public place where we could be observed and the spanking misconstrued.  

Prefectdt: My own home springs to mind. I live in a terraced house with thin walls and there are children next door, who could not help but hear what is going on. I think that we are into the realm of consent, with this question. Even just as witnesses, people consenting to see or hear a spanking is important. So in conclusion, I would say anywhere where the non-consenting are present is a no-go spanking zone for me.

KDPierre: >>>>>>>>>What venue(s) would you draw the line at for spanking? <<<<<<<<
-a school playground at lunchtime (I fear arrest and being put on one of those offender lists)
-a church altar during mass (though maybe it might be appreciated if it was a Satanic Church?)
-a library (it would make too much noise and I hate being rude)
- the mouth of an active volcano (my butt would be hot enough without any extra help from Mother Nature)
- atop the tightrope at the circus (not for fear of the crowd's reaction but my balance isn't what it used to be)
>>>>>>>>What might make you change your mind?<<<<<<<<<
I don't know? Maybe being given a threat of "take the spanking or public execution"?;-)

(this was a fun one) ;-)

Rosco: Well, like everyone else, we don’t really want to be caught by others (with a few mostly fantasy exceptions).

Also, for a serious spanking, I like to be in a comfortable position so I can at least try to relax and enjoy the thrashing. I understand this is “topping from the bottom” but so be it.

Barrel: Any venue where our kids or grandkids are around. That just grosses me out. I have been spanked in hotel rooms and on cruise ships. No clue if others may have heard. We don’t flaunt it but don’t hold back either.

A.J.: I'm with "Chronic Excessive Manliness." Anywhere there are "civilians."

I might be OK with a setting at the home (mine/theirs) who know I spank/get spanked, but then again - no one knows I spank/get spanked!!!

(There was one neighbor LONG ago whom I told I spanked my GF's - if they let me! She was shocked until I explained it was all consensual sexy fun and they loved it. Now THAT was an interesting conversation!) 

Ronnie: Like others have said, not in a public place or where it's possible to get caught.

Nothing would change my mind.

Hermione: Never at a shopping mall or in a church.  I would only change my mind if it was after closing time and nobody was around except the occasional ghost (which we have in several local churches. I don't know about the malls).

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #576

It seems the week just flew by, and once again we are gathered together for an exciting discussion. From time to time I think that I'm always ready for a spanking, any time, any place. But on second thought, there might be some locations where I wouldn't feel comfortable being spanked. I'm referring to geographic locations, not places on the body.

What venue(s) would you draw the line at for spanking? What might make you change your mind?

Leave your response as a comment, and once everyone has had a chance to speak I will publish a summary of our conversation.

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