A mature woman's sensitive, sometimes humorous, and always uniqueperspective on consensual, erotic spanking.
HER: "Oh Honey! Did you HAVE to wear swim trunks that were the same color as the slide? I had wanted to send this picture to my Mother, but you look like you have a double-erection!"HIM: " Slide? What slide? .............Say, didn't I ever tell you my mother was the 'Python-Lady' at the boardwalk side-show?"
The man for every woman, who cannot decide which method of sexual activity to have today... vaginal or anal... ! Why not both at the same time?bottoms upRed
The real life example of one of my favorite expressions of all time:"Luckier than a man with two dicks"Carl H
Someone's pleased to see her.Love,Ronniexx
She: "Being lifted like this is fun, but why do I have the feeling that he's going to put me down over his knee?"
GuyI told you not to run wander away from the park. Now you’re getting a spanking.Or GirlIs that slide in you pocket or are you happy to see me?
Sam gives whole new meanings to the expressions "doing a double-take" and "letting matters slide".Although many people noticed the slide that looked like an erection coming from Joe's shorts, these same folks failed to see the jogger dangling from Sheila's knee.
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