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Michael: "I wish the sculptor had finished us from the waist down."

"What teases! I didn't think stone could get any harder. These naughty imps need to feel our hands of stone."

SixoftheBest: Plato, the Greek philosopher is saying to his counterpart Aristotle,  "Is this Sarah Palin's and her daughter Bristol's bare bottoms I see before us?" And is answered by Aristotle, "Yes, their bare bottoms are tops for a good spanking."

A. Lurker: Stone(d?) Guy #1: In our day these public displays would not be tolerated!
Stone(d?) Guy #2: On my count. 1 . . 2 . . .

"Just our luck, finding these statuesque beauties to spank!"

"Are these ladies going to get stoned?"

 Paul Brozon: Well, obviously, the statute of limitations on their crimes had not expired.

Prefectdt: Statue on the left to statue on the right, "80 years we've been waiting for this moment, don't sneeze now."

Season: "Are you getting stiff?"

Hermione: The bums that launched a thousand swats.