Saturday, April 21, 2012

Complete the Caption

A day at the beach for some friends takes an unexpected turn when... Wait! What's up with the hammer?

Complete the caption by leaving your explanation for the day's activities as a comment, and I will publish your visions in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart


Spanky said...

"I wonder if I can nail that?"

Our Bottoms Burn said...

He saw her cracking walnuts with her cheeks and is wondering about the mechanics of it.

What the heck is the guy on the left holding?

Anonymous said...

Wow. That is a big butt plug. I am glad I brought this hammer.

Bonnie said...

"On your right is the Grand Canyon..."

My first response was along the lines of Spanky's - "I'd sure like to nail her."

vfrat25000 said...

Spanky’s line was GREAT. It’s always nice to start Saturday with a laugh!

I never saw anything like that in my high school woodworking class

Hey girl, he may be 6’ with bulging muscles but I just invented a replacement for the Windows Operating System.

This job as a city thong inspector is so cool. Yes, this one is OK.

I think I see a faint sign of a handprint. She’s into spanking. ALL RIGHT!

No, that’s not the bottom that sat on my newly painted bench.

WOMAN “Is that perv with the hammer checking out my bottom?
SWIM SUIT GUY: I don’t know, aren’t my stomach muscles perfect and by the way why am I holding this little white bag?
HAMMER GUY: I wonder if I should tell her she’s standing in dog poop?

ronnie said...

"Laura, don't turn around but there's a strange guy with two hammers looking at your bottom."


sixofthebest said...

The gentleman who is admiring the lady's swimsuit bottom. is thinking to himself. "Is this Hermione's delicious spankable rear end that she is always blogging about".

Anonymous said...

I dunno, ma'am. That'll take a lot of spackle....

Daisychain said...

Where did my nail go?

Mitch said...

"I know you said you were going to hammer her, but c'mon man. Really!"

Loki_Darksong said...

Oop! I brought the wrong tool for this work.

Anonymous said...

The boss told me there's a fault in the structure. Looks fine to me, though.


Michael M said...

Beach party leader:

"So everyone, let's have some volunteer couples for "pin the tail on the bunny".
Annabel our lovely girl's team leader will go first just so you can see how it's done.
Time for the blindfold Robert and good luck."