I thought that we should have a Christmas theme for this week's photo, and although this one has been around the interwebs for several years, it's still my favourite. This is a situation many of us find ourselves in during the holiday season, whether we have been naughty or nice.
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Look Ellie May if you want off the naughty list this is the only way.
Oh Santa I'm sorry
You will be when we get to the switch.
Sooooo am I on the naughty list or the nice list???
;)
Those stinking bears are lying. I didn't eat all their porridge!!!
It was probably that girl with the red cape that I saw skipping through the forest earlier. I knew she looked like trouble!
;)
Wait, wait...I thought you said to enjoy myself at the party last night.
Deborah had agreed to the photo shoot with Greg because it sounded "cute" and "sexy"...it only took her a few minutes to realize Greg had no intentions of "faking it"...this is the first picture. Every subsequent one was much more...fun. :-D
Oh Santa! What big red gloves you have!
Not as red as they are going to make these little beauties my dear!
Oh Santa! What big red gloves you have!
Not as red as they are going to make these little beauties my dear!
"I noticed you weren't wearing red. I will fix that right now".
"Santa Clause each year has a 'spanking good time', at your house Hermione. So with a few more slaps, on your cute bare bottom. Here's wishing you 'Season's Greetings', to you and your family".
Sally soon found out that naughty girls do get spanked by Santa.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
This one's been my Christmas wallpaper for years... ;-)
Whose cheeks are rosy red?
Must be Santa,
Must be Santa,
Must be Santa, Santa Claus!
The NIGHT SANTA entered Rehab: The evening started at the North Canada Dinner Theater and Sport’s Bar with Santa guzzling more Tequila Shooters than the elves could count and ended with the Jolly Red Fat Man belting out three rounds of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” on the Karaoke Stage, paddling the bartender Heidi’s bare bottom and then riding off into the moon light on the maintenance man’s golf cart signing “She Wore a Tulip and I Wore a Big Red Rose!”
Little Goldilocks from the Fifth Avenue Gentleman’s Club found out the hard way SANTA doesn’t take kindly to offers of a LAP DANCE
OH SANTA!!! My, My, My, you are you going to have a lot to tell Father Flannigan during confession on Friday. I think you can drop the Title of “Saint Nick” you jolly old red-suited perv.
Santa has a serious look on his face, but we all know he loves the naughty girls the most.
Elf-vira was dreaming of a white Christmas but little did she know that Santa had her on the Naughty List and now it was time to face the (Christmas?) music.
“This is for laughing at Rudolph and calling him names (like Pinocchio). I'll teach you to not let Rudolph join in those reindeer games (like Monopoly)!" Santa lectured as he started spanking.
"And this is for calling me chubby and plump and laughing at me in spite of yourself!" he grumbled as he continued to roast her rump.
Elf-vira soon realized that Santa wasn’t the jolly old elf that everyone professed him to be and that chestnuts were not the only thing that could be roasted by an open fire.
When she had been suitably chastised, Santa rose up the chimney but she heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight "This is sooo much better than milk and cookies!"
Oh yes, it was beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
(Merry Christmas, Hermione)
Oh my... i didn't realize how big the North Pole was.
Hi again,
Here's another one:
On the 12th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me - - -
R.
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