Saturday, May 18, 2013

Complete the Caption

Some days nothing goes right. This poor lady seems to be in distress. What would help her feel better?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your speculations in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart


bobbsroom said...

Just can’t think of anything for Hermione’s complete the caption. Perhaps if I stay in this position long enough someone will lift my skirts and in-still some motivation.

Sir Wendel Jones said...

Now I stand before you praying as this day is coming to a close and I fear my bottom will be full sore.

Oh dear Lord, spare me the thrashing I shall surely get whence my husband comes a knocking on my chamber door.

Quoth the Dragon - You ain’t got a chance missy

DelFonte said...

Her father had told her a dragon was not a suitable pet. Now she was waiting for St. George to turn up and teach her lesson.

garyntboy said...

I swear, if that maid doesn't come and loosen this corset I'll turn her into a dragon.....Ooops...sorry. I didn't mean to do that !!

Spanky said...

"No! I said Dragoon!"

sunnygirl said...

You can pray all you want, you're still getting that spanking.

vfrat25000 said...

Let’s see. What are live dragons going for on E-Bay?

Puff you darn dragon. Did you eat Mr. Perrywinkle?
That figures. His life insurance doesn’t go into effect until tomorrow!

Oh my stars. I have the MOTHER of all hangovers and some idiot left his dog for me to watch!

Is this animal control? This is Mrs. Pudwhistle at 1402 Wee Willy Lane. I have a live dragon in my bedroom. Would you please come over and pick him, up as soon as possible. Yes a dragon. He scaly, green, breathes fire and has wings. That sounds like a dragon to you doesn’t it? Hello! Hello! Hello!

Where am I going to find a litter box for a dragon?

Revered Mulligan, this is Mrs. Clinghoffer. I need some assistance. My idiot husband has turned himself into a dragon. What do you mean you don’t turn dragons back into people? Have you tried?

A. Lurker said...

The dragon is thinking "I would love to set that rump on fire!"

sixofthebest said...

Hermione, that lady of a bygone era, is thinking about the naughtiness she committed, and is about to have her long dressed raised waist high. Her bloomers will be comimg down. And on her bare bottom, her husband, has promised to give her 'six of the best' hard strokes of a pliable stinging cane.

Bonnie said...

"Alas, no perfume or cleanser can remove the overpoweringly pungent smell of brimstone."


"Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Bless this rump I sit upon
And if I brat or law do break
To my rear a cane do take

Damn! Forgot to take the Dragon for a walk.".


Michael said...

"Alas, nobody understands me except my pet dragon, Smaug." *sigh*

Anonymous said...

Man. my but is swollen from that last spanking!

ricky said...

Oh, my gosh!
Flying dragons!
What's next?
I'm sorry I cheated at bingo!

Lady Koregan said...

You conjured a dragon.

You conjured a dragon.


Oh my aching head!

How many times have I told you to leave grand-ma-ma's Grimore alone?

I'll call the exterminator. In the meantime, go up to your room and wait for me. I'm going to show you a much more practical use for that wand of yours...